Drunk guy: Hey, ladies, you want some Smirnoff? You wanna get with-- And those are two dudes, aren't they? Sober guy: Yeah. Drunk guy, yelling down the street: Shave your heads!
did you read The Perks of Being a Wallfower and think "I must read all the books he's talking about, listen to all those songs, and watch all those movies?" well here goes...