POLL

[onegrapeshy]

Sadistic aliens have conquered Earth.

Those of you who refuse to cooperate will be bound and gagged with your eyelids clamped open (think A Clockwork Orange) and planted in front of Headline News.

You will then be forced to watch only ONE CONTINUOUS NEWS STORY.

Luckily you have 2 choices:

Poll

I believe I'll join the Aliens.

Comments

[mela_lyn]

Um, where's the option for suicide? B/c I don't want to see either!!!

[onegrapeshy]

I told you they were sadistic!

[mela_lyn]

I want an option for 'kicking tv while on and electrocuting yourself' b/c I wouldn't be able to watch either for more than 20 minutes without going off the deep end!!

[onegrapeshy]

As weary as I am with Michael Jackson

I ABSOLUTELY HATE JON AND KATE

[anywherebeyond]

I picked Jon and Kate just because the kids are going to grow up and throw down sometime. It's an evolving story. Of sadistic proportions.

[onegrapeshy]

Nah, you picked J&K just to keep the poll interesting. :D

[whitehousemom]

I picked Jon & Kate because I think she could make the aliens go home and leave us in peace.

[onegrapeshy]

Hmm, you have a point...

[ophelialaughs]

The aliens for me.

[onegrapeshy]

Yay!

[onegrapeshy]

Kate's a self-serving media ho and Jon's a sleazebag. My opinion, of course.