POLL

[onegrapeshy]

Sadistic aliens have conquered Earth.

Those of you who refuse to cooperate will be bound and gagged with your eyelids clamped open (think A Clockwork Orange) and planted in front of Headline News.

You will then be forced to watch only ONE CONTINUOUS NEWS STORY.

Luckily you have 2 choices:

Poll

I believe I'll join the Aliens.

Comments

[mela_lyn]

Um, where's the option for suicide? B/c I don't want to see either!!!

[onegrapeshy]

I told you they were sadistic!

[mela_lyn]

I want an option for 'kicking tv while on and electrocuting yourself' b/c I wouldn't be able to watch either for more than 20 minutes without going off the deep end!!

[onegrapeshy]

As weary as I am with Michael Jackson

I ABSOLUTELY HATE JON AND KATE

[mela_lyn]

Yeah, can't stand them either. And I'm sick of Michael Jackson but at least you get snippets of good music. But the one thing I was thankful for when both started being paved across the airways was less Obama. I mean, he was EVERYWHERE and it was stupid stuff... like he killed a fly during an interview. I don't care! I want to see important stuff!! Not listen to him talk! I mean, I don't care if you like Obama or not, but there comes to be a point where you get sick of his voice. But the new media love him. Right now the best piece of news is that ISG Steel is opening and my daddy is coming back from Chicago. The rest... I don't want to hear.

[onegrapeshy]

Of course this morning on HLN I had to see a feral Hilary Clinton get her panties in a wad over and over and over and over...

[mela_lyn]

Hmm... this is just one more reason I don't get cable, but if that were an option, I'd probably go for that since I haven't been listening to it incessantly for the past, oh, month or so.