My children are very very lucky

[onefishclappin]

So, Matthew has turned into a little bit of a klepto.  Nothing bad, he just has a bad habit of grabbing things and putting them in his pockets.  Usually stuff like dirt, rocks, or sand.  Sometimes small trinkets - toys, keys, balls.  And he's very bad about emptying his pockets.  Well, last week, I went to open the dryer and pull out the load of

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[taesmar]

Oh I will need this!

[spchampion]

I've always used this technique:

* Combine one part tears of lost Incan slaves with one part saliva from a fossilized woolly mammoth

* Mix carefully in the one true grail

* Rub contents of grail over stain using Joseph Stalin's whiskers

* Allow to soak for at least several decades

* Incant mystical spells from the "Book of Evil"

* Incant mystical spells from the "Book of Not Really Evil, Just Sort of Annoying"

* Wash on low using cold water.

You should test this on a small piece of fabric first!

[onefishclappin]

Should I use the Shroud of Turin as the test fabric?

[spchampion]

Unfortunately, whatever they spilled on that has never come out.