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[onebigapology]

You can be my bodyguard. Can I call you Betty? Betty, when you call me, you can call me out.

Rozmus hit a dead deer while we were having a highway singalong. It was ridiculous.
More funny stuff happens at home than here. Fuck.

I need danger and pretty girls.

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[youmakeme]

i hid a dead deer on a highway once... it made my car smell for weeks. it was nassssty

[nikkiehippie0]

you can call me Al

[onebigapology]

you can be my long lost pal.

the casket lottery says call me out instead of al in one of their songs, so that gets stuck in my head.

[gingerr]

that song is sweet.
oh deer.

[policecops]

My mom's name is Betty.