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[one_is_hikaru]

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★1 ~ DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. They will eat you out of house and home. You will lose your hands. Even if you run fast, you'll be caught. Cute, huh~? ♥

★2 ~ IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE VERSION OF YOURSELF EXISTING IN THE UNIVERSE, PLEASE EXIT TO THE EAST, AND WAIT UNTIL THE MORNING COMES. We do not provide food, provisions, nor protection.

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[superblynatural]

[one_is_hikaru]

But we'll come get you! And you can stay with us until you get an apartment with Hanisenpai~ Charles doesn't sleep, so he can give up his bed tonight...~

We'll show you around~ ♥ There's not much to see, I promise. We'll show you from our window.

[superblynatural]

Ah, all right.

I woke up by a lot of clothing stores. You shouldn't move when you're lost, in case people are looking for you, so I've stayed here.

[one_is_hikaru]

You're in the shopping district. It can be dangerous there. We'll come get you right now.

[superblynatural]

I understand there are two moons, and something very bad happened here. I guess that's true. Don't tell me the monsters are real too. I didn't think I could find a less logical place than Ouran.

[one_is_hikaru]

Monsters are real, here, and they're vicious -- really heinous place, here. Stay outside the department store or so, and I'll meet you there. Use the device to tell me if something comes up before I get there.

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[superblynatural]

Hikaru...

[superblynatural]

All right, I'll wait there. I haven't seen any monsters so far, so it should be okay. What do they look like, anyway?

[one_is_hikaru]

They're ugly? Some look like zombie dogs... They're really creepy~ Those are the only ones Kaoru and I have come across ourselves, but I know there are more.

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[superblynatural]

How specific. If you've been here since July and haven't run into any more than that...

[superblynatural]

Kaoru is here?

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[one_is_hikaru]

We don't leave the house much. We like staying inside and reading with Charles and playing cards. Sometimes we go upstairs and visit Miss Nill and BDSM☆kun, or downstairs to ask Tachibanakun for food or play with Mister Jello. But otherwise we don't go outside a lot. We don't really need to.

[one_is_hikaru]

And of course Kaoru is here. We're a pair. We have to be together, right?

[superblynatural]

BDSM☆kun?

Don't you want to know why you're here?

[one_is_hikaru]

You're not allowed to talk to him, Haruhi~~ You'd like Miss Nill, though. We'll introduce you. Maybe to Tachibana, too.

Nope~ Don't really care~ Just want out~

[superblynatural]

Who is he? What does BDSM stand for?

How do you expect to get out if you don't know how you got in?