Comments | one_drafted_man: A couple of memes...

one_drafted_man

A couple of memes...

Aug 12, 2008 20:25

Not too terribly surprising, although I did have to fudge a few of the answers because they pretty obviously won't have compensated for Nexus-y stuff:

( Dante's Inferno Test )

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sycophanticdick August 13 2008, 04:42:00 UTC

I've crashed a car.

Fucking up the Dukes of Hazzard doesn't count?

I am keeping a secret from the world. (Isn't everyone?)

Donut. I don't think Donut could keep a secret if his life depended on it.

I bake well.

...Really?

one_drafted_man August 13 2008, 05:05:25 UTC

Oh, shit, I'd forgotten about the Dukes of Hazzard thing. You're right. I'll have to edit accordingly.

Hm. Maybe. He did at least manage to not completely spill the beans himself on his own relationship with Caboose in front of Sarge, although pretty much everything else about keeping that shit under wraps fell to the rest of us.

I do! And cook. I know I've mentioned preparing my own food so my version of Simmons couldn't poison it on Sarge's orders, but I've also got some restaurant kitchen and luau experience from back before the civil war. I wouldn't call myself a chef or anything, but I know my way around a kitchen, or even just a campfire, which was good for the group I was with during the Killgrave thing.

dame_de_pique August 13 2008, 05:11:46 UTC

Oh, really. Well, I call dibs on your pie next time.

one_drafted_man August 13 2008, 05:13:00 UTC

Given how many you've baked for me, I suppose that's only fair.

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notinuniform August 13 2008, 05:08:12 UTC

You're a virgin, Grif?

one_drafted_man August 13 2008, 05:11:32 UTC

I tend to say "yes" for simplicity, but I honestly don't know; if I'd ever had any of the relevant experience before the draft, any and all memory of it's been wiped out along with shitloads of other random stuff by a fluke during one of my augmentations.

notinuniform August 13 2008, 05:15:36 UTC

...

That's got to suck. Sorry.

one_drafted_man August 13 2008, 05:27:33 UTC

Yeahhhh. There's a vast raftload of suck attached both in general to throwing a random untested guy into the SPARTAN-II program (but hey, at least I'm still alive and not the Elephant Man), and specifically having my pre-draft memories randomly grayed out (English is my second language as well as my first; I keep being reminded of things I then can't actually remember, etc. etc. etc. argh). I can live with it, but it gets... frustrating, sometimes, I'll go for understatement and put it that way.