A couple of memes...
Not too terribly surprising, although I did have to fudge a few of the answers because they pretty obviously won't have compensated for Nexus-y stuff:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)HighLevel 7 (Violent)HighLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Bold the things that are true.
Appearance:
I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes. ("Sometimes?")
I have many scars. (Not anymore...)
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different colour.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo. (Again, not anymore...)
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (In fact, I'm pretty sure some of the work Eiko's done on me qualifies as such.)
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
I've sworn at my parents. (Sure as hell swore at Mom when she left, anyway.)
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together. (Even though they're both centuries dead, I doubt they're together at all.)
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children. (No way. Raising Kaikaina for as many years as I did was plenty.)
I've lost a child.
Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (Nexus...)
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches. (Boy, have I...)
I've broken a bone. (Which takes some doing, on a SPARTAN, like, say, a tank or a tower collapse.)
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery. (Boy, have I...)
I've had chicken pox.
Traveling:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada. (Fuckin' Winnipeg...)
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan. (Colony worlds, but never Japan itself.)
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.
Experiences:
I've been lost in my city. (What city? I live in a box canyon on the ass-end of human space.)
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star. ("Please get me out of this fucking war...")
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino. (Vegas Quadrant, baby!)
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle. (While I've played games where bottle-spinning's been used, I haven't played Spin the Bottle.)
I've crashed a car. (Simmons reminded me of this one. "YEE-HAWwwwwwcrap!")
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play. (I fucking hate you, Donut, wherever you are...)
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi. (Good eatin'!)
I've been snowboarding. (I prefer surfing.)
Relationships:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I've kissed a member of the same gender.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am. (That'd require them to be around in the first place.)
I am keeping a secret from the world. (Isn't everyone?)
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested. (But never convicted! :D)
I've shoplifted. (On the advice of my attorney...)
Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol. (Mmmmmmmm, booze.)
I smoke cigarettes. (Though less than I used to.)
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink. (See above re: Mmmmm, booze.)
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've done hard drugs.
I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
Mental health:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (That's a mental health issue? I call that just being lazy.)
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.
Death:
I'm afraid of dying. (I may be okay with it, depending on the circumstances, but I'll probably always still be that little bit afraid.)
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying. (And fuck you, whoever put this one here.)
I have attempted suicide. (Thought about it, but never went through with trying.)
Someone close to me has attempted suicide. (Actually, it's possible that someone has, and I either was never told or forgot.)
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
Random:
I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. (On the advice of my attorney...)
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly. (Hell yes, motherfucker!)
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic.
I play with my hair.
I have/had "x"s in my screen name
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day. (On the advice of my attorney...)
I bake well.
My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun. (AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA...)
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts. (I know a couple...)
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I play video games. (Got a game system on a chip in my armor. :D)
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)HighLevel 7 (Violent)HighLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Bold the things that are true.
Appearance:
I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes. ("Sometimes?")
I have many scars. (Not anymore...)
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different colour.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo. (Again, not anymore...)
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (In fact, I'm pretty sure some of the work Eiko's done on me qualifies as such.)
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
I've sworn at my parents. (Sure as hell swore at Mom when she left, anyway.)
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together. (Even though they're both centuries dead, I doubt they're together at all.)
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children. (No way. Raising Kaikaina for as many years as I did was plenty.)
I've lost a child.
Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (Nexus...)
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches. (Boy, have I...)
I've broken a bone. (Which takes some doing, on a SPARTAN, like, say, a tank or a tower collapse.)
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery. (Boy, have I...)
I've had chicken pox.
Traveling:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada. (Fuckin' Winnipeg...)
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan. (Colony worlds, but never Japan itself.)
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.
Experiences:
I've been lost in my city. (What city? I live in a box canyon on the ass-end of human space.)
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star. ("Please get me out of this fucking war...")
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino. (Vegas Quadrant, baby!)
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle. (While I've played games where bottle-spinning's been used, I haven't played Spin the Bottle.)
I've crashed a car. (Simmons reminded me of this one. "YEE-HAWwwwwwcrap!")
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play. (I fucking hate you, Donut, wherever you are...)
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi. (Good eatin'!)
I've been snowboarding. (I prefer surfing.)
Relationships:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I've kissed a member of the same gender.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am. (That'd require them to be around in the first place.)
I am keeping a secret from the world. (Isn't everyone?)
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested. (But never convicted! :D)
I've shoplifted. (On the advice of my attorney...)
Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol. (Mmmmmmmm, booze.)
I smoke cigarettes. (Though less than I used to.)
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink. (See above re: Mmmmm, booze.)
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've done hard drugs.
I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
Mental health:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (That's a mental health issue? I call that just being lazy.)
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.
Death:
I'm afraid of dying. (I may be okay with it, depending on the circumstances, but I'll probably always still be that little bit afraid.)
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying. (And fuck you, whoever put this one here.)
I have attempted suicide. (Thought about it, but never went through with trying.)
Someone close to me has attempted suicide. (Actually, it's possible that someone has, and I either was never told or forgot.)
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
Random:
I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. (On the advice of my attorney...)
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly. (Hell yes, motherfucker!)
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic.
I play with my hair.
I have/had "x"s in my screen name
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day. (On the advice of my attorney...)
I bake well.
My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun. (AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA...)
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts. (I know a couple...)
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I play video games. (Got a game system on a chip in my armor. :D)
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest.