The Non-Metaphorical Test

[onda_bianca]

Starting in third grade students learn that in order to be considered successful, they must pass a completely non-stressful three day long test at the end each year. This test that I speak of can best be compared to a top secret document that even Wiki Leaks cannot air

Comments

[baxaphobia]

Oh how I remember administering the MCAS to students. What a nightmare...and proves nothing other than who can take a test and who can't. Arg!

[ecosopher]

Yeah, we have a similar test here, and I really wonder when we will become enlightened. Not any time soon, I fear.

[joeymichaels]

My public school friends call it "No Child Gets Ahead."

[java_fiend]

Because testing protocol is much more important than y'know, education.

[harmonicsoul]

Man, if I knew then what I know now, going three days without feeling stress at your students' age would be way too easy!