Who Said Cute Can't Be Evil - jongyu- oneshot
Title: Who said cute can't be Evil? - oneshot
Author: chunonew_rx
Rating: PG-16 for semi smut?
Pairing/Focus: jongyu ... and ninjas
Warnings: semi smut? ... attempt to crack
wordcount: 1,460
Summary: An angry leader. A clueless boyfriend. Jung Juri. Lots of gossip and teasing. and the revenge.
A/N: I wanted to write something different from all the angst I usually write XDD and this is the result ... based on Jonghyun and Juri moment on SGB
Thanks to eunki for beta ^^and claimed that this was good when its not XDDD .. love ya ^^
Who Said Cute Can't Be Evil?
“Hyung, can you not go back at the dorm for a little bit longer? Things aren’t that blissful around here” it was a text sent by Taemin to Key’s phone.
And when Key read it, he was puzzled. He didn’t understand it so he texted back. “Why? What’s wrong?”
And then after like 2 minutes, that’s when he got a reply “Someone here is mad at somebody who is with you….. I’m already going out and thank god Minho hyung is on a medical schedule.”
“Ohh-uhh” said Key. He didn’t really understand it completely but was able to have an idea on what was happening after his mind buffered for several seconds. It’s just as simple as Shinee’s leader was mad and that wasn’t good. The others were always saying that when Onew turns mad it would be worse than him, and nothing much to say.
When Jonghyun heard Key’s worried tone, he asked “what’s wrong?”
“Are you asking what’s wrong? Jonghyun, you are so busted” said Key with a pitiful glance to the other. “The only thing I’m going to say is that you better go home alone and calm your boyfriend down at the dorm, good luck and god blesses you. Bye~~~” he grabbed his things and got out of the backstage room towards the exit and texted Taemin back “Where are you going? Lets meet up”
Jonghyun’s expression at the moment was like wtf is wrong with him? But surprisingly not long after his numbness he understood what the problem was. It was just that Shinee’s leader, a.k.a. Lee Jinki, a.k.a. Onew, a.k.a. Jonghyun’s boyfriend was mad, mad at him.
He realized and started searching for Key. He wasn’t going to solve whatever thing that had happened to his leader alone, no way. “Hey, Key wait for me” he yelled but when he got out Key wasn’t longer there.
“Ohh-uhh, what am I going to do now? He thought
“hey Jonghyun” said Juri running towards him “Just wanted to tell you this. Don’t get confused about what happened on the set. This is all work and I only have eyes for Joon after Onew rejected me, so..” She said “oh and by the way when you see your leader tell him that I send him a kiss. Bye” and she ran away towards where Jonghyun was sure he have seen Mblaq’s member Joon.
Ok, what the hell was that? Anyways I have worse things to deal with right now. He went out of the building. What should I do now buy him flowers or chocolates? Aish! I don’t even know why is he mad, why these things always happen to me? He thought of brushing his hands on his hair.
And then his phone vibrated on his pocket, it was a text from Minho “haha Taemin told me. Good luck and hurry up I want to sleep!”
If it was Minho who already knows, I’m sure that the whole SM town also knows about this by now…. Aish! Why did I get into this gossip group? ....Anyways, what will I do now? Think ...think... Well nothing yet. Maybe Taemin can help me somehow; telling me why he is mad at me.
So he dialed Taemin’s phone “hyung” a simple answer.
“Taemin can you explain to me what is with Jinki?”
“I don’t know exactly hyung. He was using the pc and suddenly got mad at you. And then I left not long after that. Hyung, beware, he’s mad. Anyways hyung, Key’s coming. Talk to you later. Good luck.”
“Aish! Stupid band mates. Why I don’t have more helpful people around me?” Jonghyun said to himself.
Jonghyun decided to do something about his boyfriend’s anger. He knew it wasn’t going to be easy, he really knew it. But still he needed to try something anyways. So after he called his other members and saw how they ditched him with his problem, he decided that he has no more option but to do it on his own and he knew that if he didn’t solve it now, later he could have more problem aside from a boyfriend mad at him. But then as he thought about it, he still doesn’t know why the other was angry in the first place. He didn’t remember doing anything wrong either.
“Ok I will resolve this as an adult... Let’s find some chicken. He will forgive me with that.”
Jonghyun went to the nearby KFC and bought a bucket full of it but not only that, he got the idea of buying the other boy some flowers. “Everything to make him forgive me for whatever he thought I did.”
Then at front of the dorm he let out a heavy breath and walked out of the taxi. He looked up at the dorm window like wanting to feel a bit better but it was not working. He felt like he was about to enter hell or something like that. Who could think that the “adorable” leader could make feel other people that scared.
When he walked in, the place was deserted.
“hyung? ... hyung? Anybody home?” he asked. He couldn’t deny how scared he was. He walked a little farther into the dorm till he was in front of the kitchen table.
“oh there you are.”
Jonghyun jumped in surprise as heard the other’s low voice. He quickly turned around just to find his lover in front of him.
“I brought you chicken and ... and flowers” he said nervously since he couldn’t read the other expression.
“Oh baby you look nervous. Did something happen?” said Jinki smiling provocatively but to Jonghyun there was something wrong.
“No... Nothing happened.” He paused thinking what he could say “Taemin told me that...tha---”
“Don’t bother with Taemin. You know how that boy can be”. Jinki said taking the chicken and the flowers from Jonghyun’s shaking hands and put them on the table.
“But you know what I’m a bit angry and I know the way you can make me happy again”
Without having second thoughts inclined and kissed Jonghyun on the lips fully and deeply with a mix of passion and desire just like the way he knew Jonghyun would like it.
They, with still mouth connected, rolled on the table taking down everything in there including the chicken.
Jinki started touching Jonghyun, putting his hands under the other’s shirt. Jonghyun moaned as he was getting harder at the touch. He didn’t thought Jinki could act like this when he was mad. He was starting to think that he could make the other angry more constantly.
They moaned as they touched each other. Now Jonghyun’s shirt was off. He was showing all his muscles. When he tried to take the other’s shirt off he wasn’t allowed. He got confused for a moment but then decided to let it pass and continued on what they were doing. He was enjoying their touch and their kisses the most.
He felt his pants getting tighter and he was relieved when he saw Jinki putting his hand when he needed it. Jinki unbuttoned the others jeans and let his hand travel to the other’s hard member.
“You like this?” he asked between moans.
“Yeahhhh~~~” was all Jonghyun could say letting his head fall back with the intense pleasure.
“ahh Jjong you are so silly. You like this so much, don’t you?” Jinki said again still teasing Jonghyun.
“Yeah fuck Jinki... ahh~~ I want you so badly right now”.
It seemed that those were the magic words Jinki wanted to hear because right then and there he released his hands from Jonghyun’s body and got up of the table.
“Well I got to go. Have a good time with yourself.” Jinki said giving the other an evil smile.
Jonghyun didn’t have time to assimilate what had just happen. “But - but, Jinki you can’t just simply leave me like this. Damn it, I’M FUKING HARD.”
“Baby, that’s your problem. Think better next time when you decide to flirt with other people. I can forgive you with Key sometimes but with Juri noona, no way! Not even chicken can help you this time.”
“Bye bye baby” if he did that on other occasions, that could be a cute act of greeting but this time it was just too evil “have a nice cold shower, it will make you feel better” said Jinki walking out the dorm still with his evil smirk.
“Damn it!” Yeah he was right, Jinki was more evil that what people think. He looked at his tight pants and in defeat walked to the bathroom.
Not before seeing the text on his phone.
“Hyung are you still alive?”
“Damn you stupid band members and damn you too Jung Juri.”
FIN
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haha how was my first attempt of comedy or crack? XDDD
hope you liked this
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Author: chunonew_rx
Rating: PG-16 for semi smut?
Pairing/Focus: jongyu ... and ninjas
Warnings: semi smut? ... attempt to crack
wordcount: 1,460
Summary: An angry leader. A clueless boyfriend. Jung Juri. Lots of gossip and teasing. and the revenge.
A/N: I wanted to write something different from all the angst I usually write XDD and this is the result ... based on Jonghyun and Juri moment on SGB
Thanks to eunki for beta ^^and claimed that this was good when its not XDDD .. love ya ^^
Who Said Cute Can't Be Evil?
“Hyung, can you not go back at the dorm for a little bit longer? Things aren’t that blissful around here” it was a text sent by Taemin to Key’s phone.
And when Key read it, he was puzzled. He didn’t understand it so he texted back. “Why? What’s wrong?”
And then after like 2 minutes, that’s when he got a reply “Someone here is mad at somebody who is with you….. I’m already going out and thank god Minho hyung is on a medical schedule.”
“Ohh-uhh” said Key. He didn’t really understand it completely but was able to have an idea on what was happening after his mind buffered for several seconds. It’s just as simple as Shinee’s leader was mad and that wasn’t good. The others were always saying that when Onew turns mad it would be worse than him, and nothing much to say.
When Jonghyun heard Key’s worried tone, he asked “what’s wrong?”
“Are you asking what’s wrong? Jonghyun, you are so busted” said Key with a pitiful glance to the other. “The only thing I’m going to say is that you better go home alone and calm your boyfriend down at the dorm, good luck and god blesses you. Bye~~~” he grabbed his things and got out of the backstage room towards the exit and texted Taemin back “Where are you going? Lets meet up”
Jonghyun’s expression at the moment was like wtf is wrong with him? But surprisingly not long after his numbness he understood what the problem was. It was just that Shinee’s leader, a.k.a. Lee Jinki, a.k.a. Onew, a.k.a. Jonghyun’s boyfriend was mad, mad at him.
He realized and started searching for Key. He wasn’t going to solve whatever thing that had happened to his leader alone, no way. “Hey, Key wait for me” he yelled but when he got out Key wasn’t longer there.
“Ohh-uhh, what am I going to do now? He thought
“hey Jonghyun” said Juri running towards him “Just wanted to tell you this. Don’t get confused about what happened on the set. This is all work and I only have eyes for Joon after Onew rejected me, so..” She said “oh and by the way when you see your leader tell him that I send him a kiss. Bye” and she ran away towards where Jonghyun was sure he have seen Mblaq’s member Joon.
Ok, what the hell was that? Anyways I have worse things to deal with right now. He went out of the building. What should I do now buy him flowers or chocolates? Aish! I don’t even know why is he mad, why these things always happen to me? He thought of brushing his hands on his hair.
And then his phone vibrated on his pocket, it was a text from Minho “haha Taemin told me. Good luck and hurry up I want to sleep!”
If it was Minho who already knows, I’m sure that the whole SM town also knows about this by now…. Aish! Why did I get into this gossip group? ....Anyways, what will I do now? Think ...think... Well nothing yet. Maybe Taemin can help me somehow; telling me why he is mad at me.
So he dialed Taemin’s phone “hyung” a simple answer.
“Taemin can you explain to me what is with Jinki?”
“I don’t know exactly hyung. He was using the pc and suddenly got mad at you. And then I left not long after that. Hyung, beware, he’s mad. Anyways hyung, Key’s coming. Talk to you later. Good luck.”
“Aish! Stupid band mates. Why I don’t have more helpful people around me?” Jonghyun said to himself.
Jonghyun decided to do something about his boyfriend’s anger. He knew it wasn’t going to be easy, he really knew it. But still he needed to try something anyways. So after he called his other members and saw how they ditched him with his problem, he decided that he has no more option but to do it on his own and he knew that if he didn’t solve it now, later he could have more problem aside from a boyfriend mad at him. But then as he thought about it, he still doesn’t know why the other was angry in the first place. He didn’t remember doing anything wrong either.
“Ok I will resolve this as an adult... Let’s find some chicken. He will forgive me with that.”
Jonghyun went to the nearby KFC and bought a bucket full of it but not only that, he got the idea of buying the other boy some flowers. “Everything to make him forgive me for whatever he thought I did.”
Then at front of the dorm he let out a heavy breath and walked out of the taxi. He looked up at the dorm window like wanting to feel a bit better but it was not working. He felt like he was about to enter hell or something like that. Who could think that the “adorable” leader could make feel other people that scared.
When he walked in, the place was deserted.
“hyung? ... hyung? Anybody home?” he asked. He couldn’t deny how scared he was. He walked a little farther into the dorm till he was in front of the kitchen table.
“oh there you are.”
Jonghyun jumped in surprise as heard the other’s low voice. He quickly turned around just to find his lover in front of him.
“I brought you chicken and ... and flowers” he said nervously since he couldn’t read the other expression.
“Oh baby you look nervous. Did something happen?” said Jinki smiling provocatively but to Jonghyun there was something wrong.
“No... Nothing happened.” He paused thinking what he could say “Taemin told me that...tha---”
“Don’t bother with Taemin. You know how that boy can be”. Jinki said taking the chicken and the flowers from Jonghyun’s shaking hands and put them on the table.
“But you know what I’m a bit angry and I know the way you can make me happy again”
Without having second thoughts inclined and kissed Jonghyun on the lips fully and deeply with a mix of passion and desire just like the way he knew Jonghyun would like it.
They, with still mouth connected, rolled on the table taking down everything in there including the chicken.
Jinki started touching Jonghyun, putting his hands under the other’s shirt. Jonghyun moaned as he was getting harder at the touch. He didn’t thought Jinki could act like this when he was mad. He was starting to think that he could make the other angry more constantly.
They moaned as they touched each other. Now Jonghyun’s shirt was off. He was showing all his muscles. When he tried to take the other’s shirt off he wasn’t allowed. He got confused for a moment but then decided to let it pass and continued on what they were doing. He was enjoying their touch and their kisses the most.
He felt his pants getting tighter and he was relieved when he saw Jinki putting his hand when he needed it. Jinki unbuttoned the others jeans and let his hand travel to the other’s hard member.
“You like this?” he asked between moans.
“Yeahhhh~~~” was all Jonghyun could say letting his head fall back with the intense pleasure.
“ahh Jjong you are so silly. You like this so much, don’t you?” Jinki said again still teasing Jonghyun.
“Yeah fuck Jinki... ahh~~ I want you so badly right now”.
It seemed that those were the magic words Jinki wanted to hear because right then and there he released his hands from Jonghyun’s body and got up of the table.
“Well I got to go. Have a good time with yourself.” Jinki said giving the other an evil smile.
Jonghyun didn’t have time to assimilate what had just happen. “But - but, Jinki you can’t just simply leave me like this. Damn it, I’M FUKING HARD.”
“Baby, that’s your problem. Think better next time when you decide to flirt with other people. I can forgive you with Key sometimes but with Juri noona, no way! Not even chicken can help you this time.”
“Bye bye baby” if he did that on other occasions, that could be a cute act of greeting but this time it was just too evil “have a nice cold shower, it will make you feel better” said Jinki walking out the dorm still with his evil smirk.
“Damn it!” Yeah he was right, Jinki was more evil that what people think. He looked at his tight pants and in defeat walked to the bathroom.
Not before seeing the text on his phone.
“Hyung are you still alive?”
“Damn you stupid band members and damn you too Jung Juri.”
FIN
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haha how was my first attempt of comedy or crack? XDDD
hope you liked this
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