I think my eyesight is getting worse.

the other day in the cafe I thought a wet napkin on the ground was a piece of meat.

Calling all friends! Calling all friends!

I need a pair of suspenders for my chefs uniform because the crotch is all the way down to my knees..

I only need to borrow them for the semester.

please. thank you.

I have lived in the same place for a long time, it is time for me to go some place else.
No, said Margot, you have only lived next door for fifteen years.
sixteen, said mitchell.
fifteen.
six-..
what's the difference, said margot, I want you to stay next door forever.
I can't. said mitchell.

please please don't let this turn out like that episode of seinfeld when jerry wakes up from anesthesia(I don't know how to spell it) and the dentist and his assistant are putting their clothes back on.

So, knowing that it might have been the last time we ever see my grandfather alive, my brother smoked up before we left anyway ( Read more... )

"Alana did Cirrus in the winter/spring of her sophomore year, when she weighed perhaps 90 pounds. The five-day backpacking hike (in February) experienced the worst conditions I have seen in 23 years of doing Cirrus. It was continuously bitterly cold, and because there had been little snow the entire trail was glazed ice. Only three students made it ( Read more... )

I don't know about right now..

but fuck it man... if I could pop back into the 80's like I did on saturday night, I'd do it in a heart beat.

I think my school is turning straight-up ghetto. Trashy girls and trashy guys GALORE, drug dealing and fights in the hallways, it's weird if you walk down the hallway and see 5 people who aren't atrium kids.. Mutha fuckas must be smokin a lotta a lotta crack. fer serious ( Read more... )

I am the teacher aide for a guy who goes out to his car in the pouring rain during his free period to get his sets of magic cards that he keeps in a wooden box in his car... and has been playing Dungeons and Dragons since the 80's....

-he's awesome-
.enough said, am I right(!?!).

PLASMODESMATA!!!!!