0 Fallen Stars - FOURTH WALL

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[There is a dog wandering the streets of Discedo. He's pretty handsome too, all cream-colored fur and long legs, fox-red ears, and the weirdest eyes you've ever seen on a dog; bright wild green. Feel free to encounter him, even though he won't be officially brought to the city until after the event. Happy Fourth Wall Day! ♥]

Comments

[hywel_jenkins]

Well aren't you an interesting dog.

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[Sirius tilts his head and looks up at you. He doesn't know where he is or who you are, so he defaults to "look cute and get sympathy" mode.]

[hywel_jenkins]

Nope, I'm sorry, that's not going to work on me, but it was a nice try.

[He chuckles a little bit to himself.]

I can't help you at all in this situation.

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[His ears perk up in slight surprise. Well that's different. The cute look works on most people. He trots over and noses at your hand. Come on, man, you've gotta help me out. I'm lost and I got a girl waiting for me at home.]

Have some utterly random nonsense then~

[irken_doom]

[Well. Have a short, green alien come your way then. Though upon spotting the dog, the alien will stop, stare, blink once, maybe twice... And run away screaming]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[once_effulgence]

[What the-

He'll just...take a step back and watch you run off like a crazy person. SOMEONE apparently doesn't like dogs. Or...something. Seriously, what the heck, that was not a human, was it?

...he debates following you to find out.]

[irken_doom]

[Well. He'll just keep on running away then. And... Yes. Certainly won't stop screaming.]
MAAAADNEEEESSSS!!!

[once_effulgence]

[Normally he wouldn't bother with someone who's obviously scared of dogs, but...seriously, what are you?

Don't look now, Zim. Puppy's following you.]

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Pets

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[Wags tail. Hello nice person.]

[bluetopurple]

[Keeps petting.]

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[Keeps wagging! And licks your hand, too.]

[radian]

d'awww! PUPPEH. :>

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[Nice people! Play? Treat?]

[radian]

DOES THE PUPPY WANT A TREAT~?

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[Puppy DOES want a treat! brb jumping around excitedly. Treeeat~]

[kittywithshades]

[ Dog, meet giant 8 foot cat. With sunglasses. ]

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[Wat. what is this i don't even

Very...very cautious sniff.]