0 Fallen Stars - FOURTH WALL

[once_effulgence]

[There is a dog wandering the streets of Discedo. He's pretty handsome too, all cream-colored fur and long legs, fox-red ears, and the weirdest eyes you've ever seen on a dog; bright wild green. Feel free to encounter him, even though he won't be officially brought to the city until after the event. Happy Fourth Wall Day! ♥]

Comments

Have some utterly random nonsense then~

[irken_doom]

[Well. Have a short, green alien come your way then. Though upon spotting the dog, the alien will stop, stare, blink once, maybe twice... And run away screaming]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[once_effulgence]

[What the-

He'll just...take a step back and watch you run off like a crazy person. SOMEONE apparently doesn't like dogs. Or...something. Seriously, what the heck, that was not a human, was it?

...he debates following you to find out.]

[irken_doom]

[Well. He'll just keep on running away then. And... Yes. Certainly won't stop screaming.]
MAAAADNEEEESSSS!!!

[once_effulgence]

[Normally he wouldn't bother with someone who's obviously scared of dogs, but...seriously, what are you?

Don't look now, Zim. Puppy's following you.]

[irken_doom]

[Oh, but he DOES look. And sees the dog run after him and really doesn't like what he's seeing there]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! STAYAWAYFROMZIIIM!!! MY DELICIOUS GUTS TASTE BAAAAD!!

[once_effulgence]

[He raises a doggy eyebrow and continues jogging after you. Curiosity has totally gotten the best of him now. He speeds up. Come back here, you little green thing, I need to taste smell you.]

[irken_doom]

[And Zim keeps running.... Until he trips and greets the floor face-first]

AUGH!

[once_effulgence]

[And here comes doggy, trotting up to your side. He places a large paw on your arm to hold you in place and looms over you...

Then starts sniffing you intently.]