Day NINETEEN is saved, thanks to ME via VIDEO

[omnomfuckyeah]

[off camera, America is spazzing very audibly]

WHERE'S TEXAS?!

Oh for the love of... [there's stomping, and you can see America's torso go back and forth, looking frantically for his beloved 28th state] TEXAS!! TEXAS, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

[seeking seeking seeking and OH NOES there he goes tripping over his own feet and falling flat on his

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THIS IS THE BEST POST I'VE EVER READ

[firstclass_hero]

That's... a big gun.