THE TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME

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The Two Truths And A Lie Meme
The only thing better than honesty between friends is honesty between strangers, and the only thing more interestinging than honesty is a well-timed lie. Well, at least it's a boss conversation-starter.

THE RULES:

1. Post with your character and a list of three statements - two truths, one lie. :3
2. Other characters will

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SAMPLE THREAD

[catena_umbrae]

• I've committed patricide
• I enjoy seaside picnics
• The animal I most identify with is the squid.

[cidraines]

Is it the squid thing? Is that your lie?!?!?

[catena_umbrae]

OMG you are psychic.

AHA!

[cidraines]

Hurrr I win an internets.

[gojyo_saaama]

One, I was born female.
Two, I secretly have a death wish.
And three, I'll have sex with absolutely anybody.

...wait, what the fuck?!

[89_forever]

Uh...first one, that's your lie right?

[gojyo_saaama]

No. Can't you tell by my stunnin' rack? ...Of course it's a lie.

AHA!

[89_forever]

[Trying so hard not to snicker at your reaction.]

Okay.

And death wish? People think I have one sometimes too.

[lockedguildmage]

If we must do this...

#1: I'm obsessed with angels. Or, at least, very curious about them.

#2: I've contemplated destroying an entire city block to save but one life.

#3: I work for a dragon, live with a vampire, consort with goblins, have been escorted by angels, and have met a demon.

[hotshot_momma]

I've yet to meet dragons, vampires, goblins, and angels - the jury is out on the demonic properties of Nightmares - so 3.

[hooboy is she wrong. House Izzet, for chaos full of justice!]

[lockedguildmage]

You're right, but for the wrong reason. It's that very last part that's wrong. I've never met a demon. I know it exists, though.

[Indeed!]

AHA?

[hotshot_momma]

Holy fuck. You have got to introduce me to some of your friends.

[chainwhipped]

° I'm an orphan.

° I enjoy having authority over other people.

° I became an instructor at 17.

[lockedguildmage]

I don't suppose the first statement is untrue, is it?

[chainwhipped]

No, it's true.

[lockedguildmage]

... hm. The other two seem feasible as much as the other did. Maybe number three. The number might be incorrect?

Bree Van de Kamp | Desperate Housewives

[herheavenlydays]

I have to say that I really don't see the entertainment value in lying of all things, but very well, I'll indulge you all just this once.

Let's see.

First, I once shot a member of my neighborhood watch.

Second, I've been published and on the air because of my famous cooking.

Third, I'm a grandmother.

[moralperil]

I don't find it hard to believe that you're a grandmother... is it the cooking?

[herheavenlydays]

[Wrong answer.]

I beg your pardon! Do you honestly think I look like a grandmother?

[moralperil]

Sure, why not? My sister and her partner are adopting a baby, and you could be around my mother's age.