THE TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME

[elftaint]

The Two Truths And A Lie Meme
The only thing better than honesty between friends is honesty between strangers, and the only thing more interestinging than honesty is a well-timed lie. Well, at least it's a boss conversation-starter.

THE RULES:

1. Post with your character and a list of three statements - two truths, one lie. :3
2. Other characters will

Comments

[gojyo_saaama]

One, I was born female.
Two, I secretly have a death wish.
And three, I'll have sex with absolutely anybody.

...wait, what the fuck?!

[89_forever]

Uh...first one, that's your lie right?

[gojyo_saaama]

No. Can't you tell by my stunnin' rack? ...Of course it's a lie.

AHA!

[89_forever]

[Trying so hard not to snicker at your reaction.]

Okay.

And death wish? People think I have one sometimes too.

[gojyo_saaama]

That's not really the kinda thing you want to advertise, y'know.

[championship]

...N-number two, right?

[gojyo_saaama]

...

...Sure.

[championship]

Ah, you shouldn't have so much sex! You might get pregnant or catch something bad! Like having Krabby in your pants!

[gojyo_saaama]

...Krabby?

[championship]

You know! Krabs!

[ GUESS WHO NEVER REALLY HAD SEX EDUCATION. Or any sort of education, actually. ]

[gojyo_saaama]

I DON'T HAVE CRABS!

[championship]

You don't?

Did you catch something worse?

[gojyo_saaama]

I DON'T HAVE ANY GODDAMN BUGS ON MY JUNK, OKAY!?

[championship]

W-wait, does that mean... You caught something worse than bugs!?

...And Krabby isn't a bug-type, it's a water-type!

[gojyo_saaama]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY DICK!

[championship]

--But I thought you were a woman! Why do you have a... a... you know!