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[omniconcert]

I guess Bit and Epros really are gone. They'd better be back soon.

Ohmigosh, so is it, like, the fad to get small pox or whatever? 'Cause I totally don't have it yet. And, like, if it's going to be popular, I have to be the first one to get it, you know? Or else it's just, like, what wanna-be cool people do to look cool. So it's totally L-A-M-E

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[quirky_sitar]

Don't be sad, Linda! We'll meet again someday, like the song!

Also, you don't want the chickenpox. They're totally I-T-C-H-Y.

Hey, ah...so.

So Simon's gone, Linda. You still want your chip out?

[omniconcert]

Really? Stan darling said he had Big Pox, and, like, that was really itchy, too!

Totally! But all the other doctors are so totally scary. Simon had better come back!

[quirky_sitar]

Big Pox? Isn't that sort of the same thing?

Aw, I'm sure you could find one that wasn't so bad.

[omniconcert]

I dunno? Big Pox sounds really scary, though.

You think?

[yougogirlfrien]

That'd be, like, a really dumb fad. It's totally grody and not fun and stuff. I totally had both poxes before and they're, like, totally annoying.

Hey, we need to, like, declare war on this guy named Mugi, too. He's really dumb and stuff and thinks my name is Feli-buzu or something like that. And he can't spell.

Hey, Linda, so, like, what's getting your chip out supposed to mean? I thought chips were really tasty and stuff. Except when England makes them. Then they, like, become chip parasites.

[omniconcert]

But why does everyone have it? I thought they were all trying to be cool or something.

Mugi? Okay! Let's do it!

Um, well, like, chips are these things that make you all weak and stuff. And, like, if you get it taken out, then you get really, really, really sick, and then you get all your magic back! I don't really know how it works, though, 'cause, like, when people were explaining it, I totally wasn't paying attention.

[yougogirlfrien]

I dunno. I guess they're all just, like, really dumb and all got it on accident. I wouldn't want to get it again, anyway.

Oh! I don't think I have any magic or whatever, though. How'd chips get inside us?

[omniconcert]

On accident? That is so totally lame, ohmigosh. What losers. Nevermind, then. I totally don't want small pox!

I dunno. I think the Sneaky Group puts them there or something. I'm not totally sure.

[soul_similar]

Why do you want to get sick, Linda? It'll make you feel bad.

Huh? But Prussia and Sealand are my friends. Even Sealand is my newest friend he gave me a title. Are we going to have to be rivals now?

[omniconcert]

Well, like, everybody's getting sick. So, like, I dunno. I thought it was totally the newest thing to do or something, you know?

Who are they? If they're lame, then, like, me and Poland will totally conquer them. But, like, if they're not, it's okay.

[soul_similar]

Chickenpox is supposed to be... ca-... con-... easy to catch. I don't know about the other stuff.

They're countries! Sealand is really cute, Linda! He said that I'm "Lady Lilith" now. Oh, but Prussia is all bossy, but he has his good points too.

[omniconcert]

Wait, so you have to catch a chicken to get the pox? That sounds like way too much work, ohmigosh.

Oh. That sounds pretty cool! Well, like, if they're your friends, then we totally won't conquer them, I guess.

[overshadowedboy]

W-What!?

What did I do...?

[omniconcert]

You're totally L-A-M-E!

[overshadowedboy]

...

[omniconcert]

And that's why!

[whatthefactor]

Tch, I knew Poland sounded zetta familiar!

You do realize that smallpox is zetta fat--Of course you should get it first. It wouldn't be zetta fair if you didn't.

[omniconcert]

Yeah, but I didn't. So, like, it's totally lame, you know? Everyone else who has it now is just a loser.