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[omniconcert]

I guess Bit and Epros really are gone. They'd better be back soon.

Ohmigosh, so is it, like, the fad to get small pox or whatever? 'Cause I totally don't have it yet. And, like, if it's going to be popular, I have to be the first one to get it, you know? Or else it's just, like, what wanna-be cool people do to look cool. So it's totally L-A-M-E

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[yougogirlfrien]

That'd be, like, a really dumb fad. It's totally grody and not fun and stuff. I totally had both poxes before and they're, like, totally annoying.

Hey, we need to, like, declare war on this guy named Mugi, too. He's really dumb and stuff and thinks my name is Feli-buzu or something like that. And he can't spell.

Hey, Linda, so, like, what's getting your chip out supposed to mean? I thought chips were really tasty and stuff. Except when England makes them. Then they, like, become chip parasites.

[omniconcert]

But why does everyone have it? I thought they were all trying to be cool or something.

Mugi? Okay! Let's do it!

Um, well, like, chips are these things that make you all weak and stuff. And, like, if you get it taken out, then you get really, really, really sick, and then you get all your magic back! I don't really know how it works, though, 'cause, like, when people were explaining it, I totally wasn't paying attention.

[yougogirlfrien]

I dunno. I guess they're all just, like, really dumb and all got it on accident. I wouldn't want to get it again, anyway.

Oh! I don't think I have any magic or whatever, though. How'd chips get inside us?

[omniconcert]

On accident? That is so totally lame, ohmigosh. What losers. Nevermind, then. I totally don't want small pox!

I dunno. I think the Sneaky Group puts them there or something. I'm not totally sure.

[yougogirlfrien]

Yeah! I guess people totally are, like, dumb.

That's totally uncool of them, if that's true. Well, I, like, hope you get yours out so you can do your magic tricks or whatever.

[omniconcert]

Totally! We should go conquer them once they stop having small pox!

Me too! As soon as I get my powers and stuff back, I'll totally show you some awesome stuff! Like, I can set fire to things, and shock stuff, and, like totally make everyone happy when I sing!

[yougogirlfrien]

Yeah, that'll totally teach them to stop being dumb!

That sounds super cool! I bet we could conquer people, like, really well if you have powers like that.

[omniconcert]

Ohmigosh, you think? A-W-E-S-O-M-E! We can, like, conquer everyone in Discedo and stuff!

[yougogirlfrien]

Oh, totally! We'll be, like, the biggest superpower in all of Discedo!

[omniconcert]

What happens then?

[yougogirlfrien]

We, like, get to make all the rules for everyone and, like, get to decide what to do with all the stuff anyone gets. Ever. And if people don't listen to us, we just, like, make them. That's what Russia does, anyway.

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[omniconcert]

Oh! That sounds like fun!

[yougogirlfrien]

Doesn't it? Being a superpower is, like, totally awesome.

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[x_no_limits_x]

isnt my fucking name. dum brat.

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[yougogirlfrien]

Oh, look, it's that Mugi guy.

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[omniconcert]

Ohmigosh, beat him up!