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[omnicidalmaniac]

Some Terran food isn't bad, but what is this strange goo I keep finding in the mess hall? It comes in different colors and has the consistency of gelled rubber, and it seems it doesn't cast a true shadow. And it...wobbles. Terran foods are as mad as some Terrans themselves.

Comments

[petite_sleuth]

... Terran?

[omnicidalmaniac]

Of Terra. Earth, as Terrans call it, though given the size of its oceans I don't know why they do not call it Water.

[petite_sleuth]

Riiiight.

That is a good question, sailor, you should start a petition.

Oh, Nero-logic

[omnicidalmaniac]

You are human, aren't you? Why do you call your planet Earth?

[captain_jtkirk]

[If Kirk could cough on you right now, he so would. But he can't. So HAVE SOME THREATS.]

I hope it does poison you. [And have some coughing.]

Oooh gleeful Nero. I wonder if Romulans can catch SARS?

[omnicidalmaniac]

It will hardly kill me, will it? Also, you're ill, aren't you?

IDK. Kirk hopes so. c:

[captain_jtkirk]

... no. [COUGHCOUGH]

Maybe a little.

Nero's hoping it's fatal. Bad Nero.

[omnicidalmaniac]

Then maybe I'll try it. And you sound more than 'a little' ill--you sound like you have miner's lung.

[with_discipline]

Jello, I believe, seems to be the majority vote.

This is Nero behaving himself. Be proud, Ian.

[omnicidalmaniac]

It hardly looks edible.

He must be SO proud.

[with_discipline]

Having never tried it, I cannot say.

[pleasesmirk]

Jello. Right.

I didn't know what it was either, but I'm not a... Terran? I think that's an excuse.

[omnicidalmaniac]

I would say it was a good one. It's not a thing I've seen from any other planet, not that I've known many.

[pleasesmirk]

I have only seen my own, and I've never seen something like that.