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[omnicidalmaniac]

Some Terran food isn't bad, but what is this strange goo I keep finding in the mess hall? It comes in different colors and has the consistency of gelled rubber, and it seems it doesn't cast a true shadow. And it...wobbles. Terran foods are as mad as some Terrans themselves.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[If Kirk could cough on you right now, he so would. But he can't. So HAVE SOME THREATS.]

I hope it does poison you. [And have some coughing.]

Oooh gleeful Nero. I wonder if Romulans can catch SARS?

[omnicidalmaniac]

It will hardly kill me, will it? Also, you're ill, aren't you?

IDK. Kirk hopes so. c:

[captain_jtkirk]

... no. [COUGHCOUGH]

Maybe a little.

Nero's hoping it's fatal. Bad Nero.

[omnicidalmaniac]

Then maybe I'll try it. And you sound more than 'a little' ill--you sound like you have miner's lung.

LOL. Knowing Kirk's immune system it will be

[captain_jtkirk]

Well, I don't have miner's lung.

Nero might just die (again) of total glee, the bastard

[omnicidalmaniac]

Obviously not. You can still die, so perhaps you should see that doctor of yours and maybe you can infect him, too.