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Speaking on behalf of all felinekind, It gives me great pleasure to welcome Sprint into the feline conspiracy to take over the world!

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Today, IKEA. Tomorrow, the world!

This human has caught on to one of our schemes to take over the world.

He must be destroyed.

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(Stolen from crowdog66

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Beppe Bigazzi is one twisted, sick son of a bitch.

Seriously, is he going to suggest kitty cacciatore next?

Well, no, he isn't. His program got pulled. But he's still a sick fucker.

My human is petting me a lot right now. He and I both just read this (Warning: severe animal cruelty), and we're both horrified and enraged ( Read more... )

Posting this one for my human servant, who is a bit of a music geek. Of course, I'm only watching it because watching a rat fatten himself up is making me hungry.

"Cats do not tweet. It's undignified. BIRDS tweet."
-- me, a month ago, referring to Twitter.

It seems that I've overlooked a powerful tool for taking over the world. Look at how quickly things spread over it. You've heard the news about Amazon by now, surely?

Yesterday, we took over the Consumerist. Next year, the world!