I am currrently attacking mom's ear. She will not get away from me. I am trying to prevent her from typing this. spike_mortem is looking on in horror!

Mwahahahahaha!!! I want your ear damnit... I need it! Hey!! Get back here!

Mom bought some new fuzzy toys for me and Chuck and I wanted to play with them. Mom was a real sport. I wanted to play fetch around midnight. So she was in bed throwing the new fuzzy toy and I would go get it and bring it back. I would drop the toy on her face. Do you think maybe my slobbering all over it had something to do with her not ( Read more... )

So when the cable man came he was trying to be lazy. Mom started yelling at him in Spanish. So I decided to help her out. I jumped on him and stuck my claws in his chest. He stood there shocked and didn't know what to do. Mom had to pluck me off of him. The best reward for this... Mom started laughing... really hard. Mommy was very proud of ( Read more... )

Mother Will NOT Clip my claws....EVER!!!!

Mom assimilated me!!! I am now Ollie of Borg.

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Mom took me in the shower with her today. I dealt with it like a good cat even though I wrapped my little paws around her neck and hung on for dear life. I think she's deaf in one ear now due to my incessant meowing. She had to hurry though - she wasn't feeling to good. She was out all night and I think she was hung-over still. "Chuck" and I ( Read more... )

I am so proud of myself. Mom was late for work because of me! This morning I bugged mom with jumping all over her while she was trying to get ready for work. I kept trying to suck on her ear, but she only let me for a second. Every time she bent over to pick something up I jumped on her back. When she was brushing her teeth I decided that I ( Read more... )

I'm Ollie. Some of you know me as Ollie, little guy, Ollie Ollie Oxen Free, Fuckin' Ollie, Precious, monster kitty, monster or [insert sappy name here]. I am very cute and I love my mommie. My mommie is carpemortem. She's my bestest buddy. My brother is Sir_Charles. Now I'm tired and must take a cat nap. Until next time...