*It's just before dawn and Kakuzu is already wide awake, leaning against the top floor balcony, a rolled-up city guide in one hand and looking out onto the still dark landscape around him. He had decided to check out the top floor of the hotel while he waited for Hidan to wake up.

His face is still slightly swollen on one side, but that's hardly ( Read more... )

 *Kakuzu's passed out on the floor due to excessive blood loss after forgetting to tend to a nasty wound on his chest after Deidara bombed the liquor store. He's got gashes and cuts all over his body right now, but doesn't feel a damn thing because he's pretty much unconscious on the floor (mun is repeating herself lol), while Hidan's recovering ( Read more... )

*Kakuzu's promised Hidan he'd be taking him to Australia for a week (don't worry, he's not losing his miserliness, he didn't pay for the trip... his buddy ol' pal from far far away decided to gift him with the tickets and other stuff as a thank you for helping him out of debt XD ).

After leaving Hinata and Hanabi a  ( voicemail )

 *Kakuzu is piling away Hidan's stuff - they're all over the place -  to make space for the newest addition to his little family... Draco, the kitteh.*


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Kakuzu has successfully uploaded the following picture of neko-Itachi (which he stole from Naruto) onto e-Bay.

Current price set to: US$ 12.00
Days left: 6 days 7hrs 32min




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Briefcase swinging in tune to the rhythm of his heavy footsteps, Kakuzu slowly makes his way down the hallway. He takes a left into another short corridor after arriving at Jiraiya's office and unlocks the door bearing the plaque: ADMINISTRATION. He smirks as he steps inside: the room is spotless, and everything is where it's supposed to be... ( ( Read more... )

*Kakuzu is writing a letter to his long-time friend Zetsu ( Read more... )

*Kakuzu has been lumbering around the entire school building in circles, giving in to the occasional distraction, and gaping at another broken window, vandalized door (sporting shiny-bottomed Kakashis in rainbow undies), pile of rubble, or patch of peeling wall thanks to 'the flood'.

He is still looking for Principal Jiraiya and hopes to get to ( Read more... )

Recent discovery has proved that online applications are a good thing. I am, as of now, currently employed as the Financial Manager at NINJA High.

I decided to take a walk down to the principal's office, but got sidetracked after chancing upon a rather curious - and distasteful - notice in the teacher's lounge. I've decided to take a look into ( Read more... )

Name: Kakuzu

Age: ... very experienced

Position Sought: Financial Manager

Qualifications:

• PhD Economics (University of Takigakure)
• MD (Taki-U) specializing in Cardiothoracic Surgery
• Msc./Bsc. Medicine (University of Takigajure)

Experience: very... experienced...

Objectives: Resources

Reasons for Application to N.I.N.J.A High1. I was forced to ( Read more... )