Next, the father pulls slugs from underneath the daughter's dress as if she were "having" them. The son then pulls live pig embryos from the daughter's mystery hole that were inserted prior to the ritual. If all goes according to plan, the embryos will now float in a circle over the daughter's head chanting familiar nursery rhymes.
WTF???
And why does he keep using the terms "mystery hole" and "barn hole??"
Re: butter wouldn't melt in my mouthginasketchFebruary 8 2007, 15:49:36 UTC
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Dear Father Trosch,
Thank you for your informative guide to Satanic Ritual Abuse.
I must say, as a budding Satanist I had no idea there was so much involved in doing it properly. I thought we were just supposed to go around loving ourselves! Boy! How wrong I was.
I'm glad you set me straight though. Now I can fully plan a proper Satanic Ritual! We've dug a hole in the backyard all ready and waiting for our guests, and though we're fresh out of pig fetuses, I'm sure we could use human ones instead?
Thanks again! And I couldn't have done it without your help! You're the only site I found with regards to describing SRA properly! You must be very learned in the subject!
I just wanted to say thank you... this IS gold, I swear to god. I loved the bit with "Discussing Devil worship with your child can be almost as awkward as trying to talk about sex." Bwahahahahahahahaha! GOLD!
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Next, the father pulls slugs from underneath the daughter's dress as if she were "having" them. The son then pulls live pig embryos from the daughter's mystery hole that were inserted prior to the ritual. If all goes according to plan, the embryos will now float in a circle over the daughter's head chanting familiar nursery rhymes.
WTF???
And why does he keep using the terms "mystery hole" and "barn hole??"
He must really be deprived.
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The rest was funny as fuck though. I find it hard to believe Father Trosch is as anti-drug as he says he is.
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Dear Father Trosch,
Thank you for your informative guide to Satanic Ritual Abuse.
I must say, as a budding Satanist I had no idea there was so much involved in doing it properly. I thought we were just supposed to go around loving ourselves! Boy! How wrong I was.
I'm glad you set me straight though. Now I can fully plan a proper Satanic Ritual! We've dug a hole in the backyard all ready and waiting for our guests, and though we're fresh out of pig fetuses, I'm sure we could use human ones instead?
Thanks again! And I couldn't have done it without your help! You're the only site I found with regards to describing SRA properly! You must be very learned in the subject!
Satanically yours,
G.
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I just wanted to say thank you... this IS gold, I swear to god. I loved the bit with "Discussing Devil worship with your child can be almost as awkward as trying to talk about sex." Bwahahahahahahahaha! GOLD!
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