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Apologies for all the posts lately, but this one has to be seen to be believed.
I laughed and laughed.
Father David C. Trosch is a psycho fundie Catholic priest that has been featured on fstdt many a time. He claims to be against Satan, yet seems to take great pride in thinking up debauched, sexual things that Satanists would do (when in actuality they probably just run around reading goth poetry and wondering what shade of black lipstick would be suitable to wear to the midnight ball.)
His entire site is scarily laughable, but the funniest part is his Guide to Satanic Ritual Abuse, which is his "clever" way of trying to tell people what Satanists actually do! It's comedy gold!
Here's an extract:
Your child comes home late every night. It has developed a curious habit lately of listening to heavy metal rock music. It no longer pays you any attention. It seems preoccupied. It spends more and more of its time away from home. You suspect that your child is experimenting with drugs. What can a parent do?
Like millions of other American youths, your child has most likely joined a Satanic cult. Though you may be shocked when you realize the truth, it is important to bear in mind that all teenagers at one time or another join cults.
Trust me, it just gets better from there on.
I laughed and laughed.
Father David C. Trosch is a psycho fundie Catholic priest that has been featured on fstdt many a time. He claims to be against Satan, yet seems to take great pride in thinking up debauched, sexual things that Satanists would do (when in actuality they probably just run around reading goth poetry and wondering what shade of black lipstick would be suitable to wear to the midnight ball.)
His entire site is scarily laughable, but the funniest part is his Guide to Satanic Ritual Abuse, which is his "clever" way of trying to tell people what Satanists actually do! It's comedy gold!
Here's an extract:
Your child comes home late every night. It has developed a curious habit lately of listening to heavy metal rock music. It no longer pays you any attention. It seems preoccupied. It spends more and more of its time away from home. You suspect that your child is experimenting with drugs. What can a parent do?
Like millions of other American youths, your child has most likely joined a Satanic cult. Though you may be shocked when you realize the truth, it is important to bear in mind that all teenagers at one time or another join cults.
Trust me, it just gets better from there on.