Clearly, the Adjustment Bureau intervened to stop me from fucking Matt Damon.

You'll never guess where I found the exact same brand of tea that I've been having my British beauties smuggle States-side for me for years? Clovis, NM! At Wally-Hell, no less. I'm telling ya' . . . with a feather, just knock me over. I was so shocked. Clovis makes Hooterville look positively cosmopolitan by comparison ( Read more... )

Cuz you were all waiting on the edge of your seats for one, right? *g*

( Blah, blah, exploding ovaries, blah, blah, Karl Rove, blah ... )

FUCKING U.S. POLITICS HAVE GONE OFF THE FUCKING RAILS ( Read more... )

My Thanksgiving trip was perfectly mundane, just like my family. The turkey and trimmings, on the other hand? PHENOMINAL!!!! It is my favoritest of all foods, you must understand. Given an endless supply of roast turkey and giblet gravy I would undoubtedly gorge myself until dead ( Read more... )

It seems Ryan Kwanten has a gay brother. Who's a doctor.

Apparently, there is a God. ;Þ

Sadly, none of the rodeo cowboys I know can do this. As far as I know, anyway.


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My boss just sent me on an errand. On my walk around campus, I passed:

• A booth set up by the "Students for Concealed Carry on Campus." Particularly unsettling, given it was just over a week ago that the campus was locked down and four police helicopters were launched to search for some idiot who had rented a replica AK-47 from the Military Science ( Read more... )

Please to be stuffing this in my . . . stocking. ;Þ

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I had the bestest, bestest week (and some change) in Canada. I should have posted about it as soon as I got back while it was all still fresh in my mind, but I was just so knackered. I slept 'til 4 p.m. the day after I got back.

It really was so much fun. I can't wait to go back. In fact, I'm thinking blueswan9 should start having milestone birthdays on a ( Read more... )