like a bird

[ohwhy]

a first year at ocad was talking about making out with his boyfriend in the stinky dirty boys washroom in the annex building. while they were kissing he found a piece of spinach in his mouth, and put it in his partners mouth. his partner, horrified, yells "ah what are you doing!" and the boy replies "feeding you, like a bird". i though it was

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[skramo]

being art is no excuse for having herpes.

[ohwhy]

hey, you would fit in with the surplus of mono kids.

[clockface]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA
I LOVE HIM.

[ohwhy]

remember that guy who was letting girls sit on him as he did pushups at pride and he made super weird noises? he came into my subway cart drunk today, screaming about the government and how famous hes becoming (when in reality it's not true). i laughed hard for a few minutes but felt sad because i figured he was an alcoholic.
the old lady beside me quietly said to me "oh i got in this cart because i thought he wouldn't choose this one!" and then told me shes seen him too many times this week.

somehow having no shoes was apart of his gig too

[potboiler]

zanta?

[ohwhy]

yep.
i was going to make a post on him and censor his name, but i hate promoting his stupid act. he needs serious help.

[potboiler]

"feeding you, like a bird" is a great thing to say.

[sugarkoatedsour]

that's repulsive. and out of all the partially masticated foods you could find in your mouth, spinach is definitely one of the worst.
yuck. :S