like a bird

[ohwhy]

a first year at ocad was talking about making out with his boyfriend in the stinky dirty boys washroom in the annex building. while they were kissing he found a piece of spinach in his mouth, and put it in his partners mouth. his partner, horrified, yells "ah what are you doing!" and the boy replies "feeding you, like a bird". i though it was pretty weird so i began laughing and repeating his words, thinking how fucked up that would be if a guy did that to me.
as he finished the story he picked up a strangers tim horton's half empty coffee from the table and takes a few sips.

oh, the people i meet.