Things I have learned this weekend:
Do not take Zach around a bunch of gay boys who think he's uber hot and will make out with him.
Smile, cause at the end of the night, he wants me, not them.
Vodka and I are not friends; however, we will continue to have our little trysts.
Q is straight when he's drunk; you must remind him that he likes boys when he
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