I am not accustomed to being awakened at the crack of bloody dawn by getting doused in glitter by a madwoman, though I did get the most extravagant birthday cake in the eastern hemisphere out of the deal. Incidentally, said glitter doesn't seem to want to come off. So don't be alarmed if I twinkled at you during classes today; take it up with one ( Read more... )

I was reading a comic book today - SHUT UP SOMETIMES I LIKE TO REGRESS INTO MY CHILDHOOD - and it got me thinking about super powers. It would be way cool to have super powers. Not the boring, traditional kind like invisibility or flying or turning into a big green killing machine - creative, original ones that haven't been done before. Really! ( Read more... )

Ahhhhh Saturday. What joy. And I've no homework to speak of! None! None at all! Except for that bloody gigantic Binns essay but shh. Am currently slothing about on the couch, and I fully intend to stay here ALL DAY. Take that you envious second years, you won't be getting my spot nope nope! I strongly suggest you giggle elsewhere, because although ( Read more... )

History of Magic is boring. Boring boring booorrrrriiiiiiinnnnggg. I wonder if Binns would notice if I threw my quill through his head. Doubt it, he's nearly comatose anyway. Comatose and yet...he doesn't stop talking...must be one of the perks of being a gh-- AHHHHHHHH ( Read more... )

SUSAN. HELP.

Dear, dear, I've been neglecting this thing. I don't think my Pribbler is very keen to sit at the bottom of my bag, as it nearly chewed off three of my fingers when I opened it just now ( Read more... )

Need toast. Now.

Susan's middle name is Hildegarde.

This certainly is a curious oddity. 'Portable Pribblers'...Should be interesting, at least. Though, as Susan pointed out to Anthony, management made a grave mistake by printing "PP" across the front. This, no doubt, shall spark endless childish jokes concerning anatomy and bodily functions. Will be difficult not to participate in them.Ugh, hate ( Read more... )

Oi. Pucey.