I'll bet his cum tasted like stale beer and ignorance

My high school French teacher told me of a game she and her sisters played when they were little girls. They would rush in to the center of the room and beat each other senseless and then retreat to different corners of the room and draw pictures of the body parts that hurt the most.

Snakes are the reptilian manifestation of rain on the windshield. Streets are the man-made equivalent of constellations. Trains are the populace tides. 

I like hot dogs. People complain that they don't enjoy eating pig lips and cow anus...but I feel like a Native American who is using all of the buffalo.

He's kissing her like he's lapping yogurt from her throat.

The Nerve Ending Fairy: This character appears in the episode that Ren loses all his teeth, leaving his mouth full of "stinky gum holes." Stimpy, who has perfect dental hygene, convinces Ren to pull out his nerve endings with tweezers and put them under his pillow for the Nerve Ending Fairy. As Ren and Stimpy sleep that night, out the window you ( Read more... )

Is it bad that I've gotta see two of him before I'll see one of him?

i'm not misogynistic; i just thoroughly enjoy referring to other women as "tits on sticks"