The Parvenu Legacy: 2.2
Previously: Vesper was decided as heir. Talia and Solaris were born, and Zabby and Gage passed away. Both Grim Xerxes and Grim Vesper made an appearance.
It was time for Ivy to finally become a full-fledged adult. The thoughts she had on the day of her birth were entirely unappropriated.
Solaris was very well behaved for a toddler. He hardly cried, and never thew a fit. It must be a Parvenu trait. Zabby didn't tolerate behaviors like that.
Vesper taught Solaris all the necessities to get by as a Parvenu.
Vesper: "And when you make your Grandmother mad, even if she is a ghost, just apologize and wait for the screaming to stop. It'll be okay. My brothers and I lived with her when she wasn't just a transparent floating being."
Talia still has nightmare about death. Witnessing the death of your grandparent is really rough on a young girl. Her parents engage in very inappropriate activities above her bed. This is not at all weird, or creepy.
Thankfully for her, Talia is a good sleeper. Vesper and Ivy are young, in love, and have no shame.
This is Toby Parvenu. He is the son of Yuuta and Ashton and he is at the main house for a birthday party. Free food is always amazing.
The party was for Solaris, and everyone seemed annoyed with him before they even made it into the house. Poor Solaris ... Age was not kind to Ashton.
Ivy was so busy with preparations she forgot to pee and accidentally did her business in the floor.
Ivy: "Vesper, can you handle this? I seem to have a problem..."
Vesper: "I got this. I am the birthday master."
The father and son truly are adorable together. Vesper hopes that he taught his son well. To like sports, fitness, and well, there is nothing else.
Sports he could handle. He was ready for anything that Vesper could throw at him, but first he really wanted to take a nap.
But before he could nap, It was time for Talia's big day as well. Or perhaps he could just dive into the cake and not care like a brother should.
Talia was ready for this day. She was ready to be rid of these pigtails her mother insisted on. She hoped she wouldn't have any sisters because she knew they would be forced into the same hairstyle. Ivy was weird like that.
Whether she is warming herself on the candles or trying to put them out with her mind, we may never know.
Whatever it is, she is still excited. Birthdays are always happy events.
That hair haunts this family. The guests are so horror stricken they either run in fear or stand there too scared to move.
Waldo wanted to be trained, and he wanted his little brother to be the one to train him. He just didn't want it during the birthday party ... but Vesper insisted it was always time for exercise.
He's not nearly as fit as the rest of the Parvenu clan, but in time he will. Just you wait Waldo, Vesper has plans for you. Big ones.
Talia went for a side-swept ponytail to accent her face. It was much better than that unisex, multi-purpose everyone hair. She is also a computer whiz like her mother.
Her first course of action is chess. Not normal chess, but computer chess. Everything electronic is better.
Ivy is also quite full of herself, just not as much as Zabby. She hides it a bit better.
It's the middle of the night, and Ivy suddenly jumps up and rushes to the bathroom. What could this possibly mean...?
Vesper: (mmmmmm Dragons)
Solaris learned the importance of a manageable haircut from his dad. He inherited the mooch trait.
Ivy was very pregnant, and Solaris wanted to get all the gossip so he could be super popular at school. He knew how to get along in the world.
Solaris still remembers how Ivy missed his birthday.
Solaris: "You remember my birthday? The one where you almost pee'd on me before I got to blow out the candles? Well I haven't forgotten."
Vesper remembered what it was like being a teenager. He noticed Talia seemed a bit sluggish lately so he wanted to give his first born some friendly advice.
Vesper: "Sometimes you will feel sad. This is very normal but don't let it get you down. Think of more beautiful things."
Talia: (...I don't need this talk, but I will humor him) "Oh how helpful dad."
Talia: "I ... I see now. The skies aren't so gray anymore. Can we not have this conversation again?"
Vesper: "I helped? Phew, I am so glad!"
She is her mother's daughter. They are continuously on the computer whenever they are awake.
Solaris is following in a close second but instead of computers, he loves him some video games.
Vesper saw how much fun Solaris was having (He was having fun? Looked more like pain to me) and decided to join him for a bit of sports gaming. He didn't quite understand how football was fun like this.
It was Sunday, and that means it was time for Vesper's game. He forced invited the whole family to come watch his first game. They were oh so pleased.
They lost and in the end no one more excited to be going home than Vesper. And that is saying alot since everyone else really, really wanted to go home.
As soon as she got home, Talia had to get on her computer. It's an addiction and she is not willing to break it.
Vesper was a bit unhappy about the results of the game so he .... gardened in the dark for about an hour. He isn't sulking, he swears.
Even in her dreams, her computer fills her thoughts.
What could make a young boy happier than having his birthday celebrated with very attractive women in their underpants?
Solaris: "When it's your mom and sister, I assure you, it is not pleasant."
Solaris grew into ... Xerxes?? The thought itself is horrifying.
Solaris: "If I'm like Uncle Xer, then I'm destined to die a womanizer! Oh dear God!"
Solaris would have to pass on being an elderly man with an outstanding sex drive and no standards, so he decided to clean himself up. Make himself a bit more attractive.
Ivy hired some help to 'fix' the kitchen, and they obviously did such a poor job she was going to have to get the entire thing repainted.
Ivy: "Oh what a shame! I really loved those colors your Mom had in here dear. And I am not lying!"
She was lying.
It was that time again. This face meant time for business. It was off to the hospital!
Talia was not quite sure how to react.
Talia: "IT'S COMING NOW? GET TOWELS AND HOT WATER. OH GOD, LET ME WIKI THIS."
Ivy appreciated the offer of giving birth at home assisted by her lovely firstborn daughter, but she would have to pass. She made it safely to taxi, but Talia was still not quite right.
These are very enthused parents. Very enthused.
(I don't know what the heck happened to this screencap, but I swear I wasn't trying to be artistic. It died on its own.)
Oh dear. That can only mean one thing ...
Vesper: "I can't believe you actually just popped three babies out of there."
Ivy: "Shut up, it's your fault. Now take a baby to her crib"
Vesper and Ivy were now the proud parents of triplets-- Regina, Riley, and Rue. All girls.
Thankfully, Sol and Tal were teens and could help with the enormous work-load. Solaris didn't mind too much.
Talia didn't complain either. At least she didn't have to play doctor, but her faith in Wiki was strong and she knew she could have done it.
Solaris wasn't much for homework. No Parvenu males have been too keen on it for that matter.
Ivy: "Hey baby, you know I look good. You should see me in a mirror. As a matter of fact, I have one right here."
Vesper: "Uh ... I think it works better if you look at yourself in the mirror .."
He could see this was the completely wrong thing to say and added:
Vesper: "...but you do look lovely! Gorgeous even!"
Talia was invited over to a friends house and their mother was completely inappropriately dressed.
Talia: "Thank you door of censorship. Thank you."
Vesper was left at home all alone, and it was time for three birthdays.
Vesper: (I don't have to eat all this cake by myself do I?)
First born Regina was up first. She will be colored red for color-coded reference. Ivy thought it was a clever idea.
Next up was second born Riley.
Riley would be wearing blue.
Which left Rue in yellow.
The nightmare was about to begin in...
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How embarrassing. The girls were toddlers for less than 30 minutes and Vesper already wets himself.
It was very much a group effort to raise the girls. So many skills to learn, so little time!
Solaris was very happy that the babysitter was a total hottie. He would easily take this and use it to his advantage.
Talia was not happy with her dear brother.
Talia: "You were on my computer weren't you? And I know what you were looking at. You are a teenage boy so it's only natural, but look at That filth on mom's computer, not mine!"
Solaris: "Don't know what you're talking about."
Everyone seemed to like Rue. She was a little sweetie so it's easy to see why.
Rue was the only girl who liked eating her blocks more than playing with them.
Vesper decided to strike up a conversation with his Mother. He needed some advice and you can always trust your mother. Or at least so he thought.
Vesper: "Talia is about to grow up and become an adult. I am so worried. What if I failed her as a papa? Did I raise her well as a female?"
Zabby: "I didn't have any girls. Thanks for reminding me."
Talia grew into the never nude trait like Zabby. How very Parvenu.
Ivy sent Talia to pick up Solaris from school, and since she was there, she figured why not scope out some potential spouse material? She was found by Benedict Deens. (simpairment's Deen's legacy)
Benedict: (Hmm, she didn't notice my stunning good looks. Let me walk back by again ....)
Talia: (He's trying to impress me, isn't he? How painfully obvious)
Talia: "I see what you're doing there. I read all about how guys try to be suave on the internet. I am, however, flattered."
Benedict: (Is she insulting me, or coming on to me? Oh well, I'd take either!)
Talia knew she had impressed him. Her intellect coupled with her good looks would have any (normal) man completely taken. Little did she know, Benedict Deens was no normal man.
Benedict: (Oh hey look a playground. YES! I'ma go play!)
Vesper left work only to find that Ashton, his brother's wife, died. Even though she hit on him at his wedding to Ivy, and then hit on his brother Waldo, he was still kind enough of a soul to shed tears for her. Vesper, you are a saint.
Talia had taken to the never nude philosophy quite well. She was getting ready for tonight she had planned a surprise birthday party for her most favorite Benedict. She had chosen him, and she would have him.
Ivy had a birthday too, but she was too exhausted from the triplets to have a proper event.
The very first thing Benedict did was turn his nose up at his cake that Talia had prepared for him.
Benedict: (This is so gross.)
But nothing was going to ruin this day ....
Nothing, except Benedict.
Talia: "Happy ... IS THAT FIRE?"
Benedict: "Huh, what?"
She lost it completely.
Talia: "Oh this can't be happening."
Oh it is, I assure you, it is.
Benedict proves to be worthy of the title of Deens family heir by showing his 100% fail.
Benedict: "My behind is on fire. Oh it's hot, GETITOFFGETITOFF!!!"
Benedict: "OHMYSWEETMITTENS, IT'S ON MY LEG. IT"S CREEPIN UP MY LEG."
Benedict: "FUCCCCCCC .... K, MY WHOLE BODY. I WILL BE RUINED FOR MARRIAGE!"
Benedict can jump to the ceiling. He is very talented.
Benedict: "JUST LET ME DIE!"
Talia: "I killed him! My birthday party killed him. OH I AM DESTINED TO DIE ALONE."
Ivy came to enjoy the party, or so she thought.
Ivy: "Young man! What have you done to my dining room table? Explain yourself!"
Benedict takes the time to put on his best impression pose.
Benedict: "Sup, ladies?"
Benedict: "Let me repeat: Sup, ladies?"
Ivy: "MY TABLE, BURNING YOU IDIOT."
Benedict forgot he was on fire for a brief moment in time.
He was quickly reminded as he fell to the ground in sheer scorched pain.
Ivy: "If you aren't dead, I am killing you when you get up."
The firefighters finally arrived as the fire continued to spread. No one cared about Benedict on the floor.
Benedict was not dead. He was very much alive ... Somehow.
Ivy was not pleased with this development.
Benedict: "I feel an aura of pure hatred behind me .... I think I will take my leave."
And by leave, he meant he was going upstairs to take a nap. How very Deens!
After a bit of sleepy time, Benedict decided it was best to leave before Ivy murdered him.
But before he left, Talia wanted to get down to business. Completely ignoring the fact she just threw the worst birthday ever, she made her move.
Benedict: (My birthday ... The fire. Oh god, the pain. I want to go back to my legacy now. They don't set me on fire.)
He might consider her in the future, but now he wanted to leave as fast as he could. Birthdays from hell can do that to a person.
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Story Progression Spares Update:
- Ashton and Yuuta got divorced as elders.
- Ashton immediately found another partner.
- Toby, their son, is the town bully.
- Upton and Stefanie were having relationship problems after 2 kids...
- Until she became pregnant again, with twins.
- Xerxes became the Town Casanova.
- He has conquered four different women in the time of this update.
- Waldo finally married Arabella as elders.
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Oh gosh, where to start! Sorry this took so long! I've been doing taxes at work all week and haven't had any spare time whatsoever.
Triplets! And they are all girls. What kind of luck is that? Last gen all boys, and now all girls but one. No watermelon for these girls either, lol.
Benedict Deens, how you kill me. simpairment's sim fail is apparently rubbing off on my Parvneu! ( I wiI honestly thought he was going to die, and I was endlessly amused. For your viewing pleasure, watch Benedict as he is going down. I wish I had thought to take a video of him jumping up and down. xD
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