The Parvenu Legacy 1.4
Previously: Zabby had her fifth and final child, Upton-- a boy. Yuuta met a beautiful, nameless woman who longed to be a Parvenu and he welcomed her into the family. Zabby and Gage turned into elders while waiting for there boys to grow up and move out. And Xerxes began his quest of lady loving.
Xerxes wanted to be the boyfriend of ten sims. It was going to be a long road, but his first victim turned out to be Olympia Jennings. He came, he saw, he conquered. Time to move on.
Xerxes: "You see these steps? I want you off my porch in less than 15 seconds."
Olympia: "You can't possibly mean that!"
Olympia couldn't understand what went wrong. What they had was beautiful, wasn't it?
Xerxes: "Nope. It wasn't good at all. I just wanted to toy with you. You understand, don't you?"
Olympia: "You, No! I won't let you leave me!"
Olympia: "I thought we were going to have babies together.. a family!"
Xerxes: "Oh hi? Is this the city department?"
Xerxes: "There is some garbage on my front porch, and I'd like it to be removed as soon as possible."
Olympia: "My heart will not be the same again. I loved you Xerxes Parvenu. We will meet again, I promise."
Xerxes was a man on a mission. He didn't care for things like thoughts and feelings of others. He was his only concern.
It was time for his wedding. His one and hopefully only wedding, so Yuuta pulled out his very best formal attire for the occasion.
Ms. Parvenu: "Now that we are getting married, do you think you can call me by my name now?"
Yuuta: "Anything for you on our special day baby."
A truly heartwarming scene before the two love-birds exchange their vows.
Yuuta: (Hey.. It's a little embarrassing, but I don't think I ever got your name .. Hint?)
Ashton: (sigh, Yuuta.) "It's Ashton."
Many guests were invited. Many more were there, but not invited. Upton is clearly more interested in food than his brother and his wedding.
In the old-timers section, Zabby is clearly not impressed with Yuuta's choice in women.
Zabby: (Hmph. I thought my son would be smarter than that. Well, you can't win them all.)
Ashton knew how Zabby felt about her. She was certain she wasn't going to disappoint, so she played her role as the son-stealing wench perfectly.
Zabby: (I will come over there and rip your tongue out of my son's mouth, bitch.)
Xerxes was already on the prowl looking for his next victim love.
Zabby: (As soon as she turns around, I am going to jump her and stomp my high-heel all over her slutty body...)
Ashton was not taking to the new household very well at all.
Ashton: "Whoa whao, if I am going to live here that ... that .. thing has to go."
What could have offended Ashton so much?
Upton Parvenu. The poor youngest son of five.
Upton: "Old lady, the feeling is mutual."
Despite her seemingly rotten personality, Ashton is quite a looker.
Zabby confronted her son immediately after the guests had left. She had to keep face after-all.
Zabby: "If you beg me for forgiveness, I can forgive you for marry that whore."
Yuuta: "Now listen here Mom! I will leave this house and take Ashton with me if you keep acting like this!"
Gage: (Lalala I can't here them! I am outside staying out of it. I mean it. Out of it!)
Waldo was the only witness to Zabby's confrontation. Needless to say, he was mortified. This couldn't end well...
Waldo: (Oooooooooh shit! Mom just went there. This is gonna be bad. Am I old enough to move out yet..?)
After the little argument, Zabby stormed upstairs only to find Ashton waiting for her at the top of the stairs. She had heard everything.
Ashton: "Oh hi there Mom. I can call you Mom, right? I just love your place. Needs a few major decor changes, but overall I think I could live here quite happily.."
Zabby: "I hope you choke on your own tongue."
Ashton: "Well Mom, it's good meeting you. I'll be making your son mine forever tonight."
Zabby: "Oh dear, there are stairs there. It would be an absolute shame if you tripped down them and broke that pretty little status-hungry neck of yours."
Yuuta took his Mother's threats to heart, and moved out on his own with Ashton. He loved his Mom, but he loved Ashton more.
Yuuta: "I'm married! I'm really married!"
Ashton: "Are you done yet, sweetie?"
Yuuta: "Oh so married, Yes!"
Ashton: "Can we get to the sex now? I promised your Mother."
Promises were not broken, and Ashton conquered Yuuta that night.
Yuuta: "This is my first time, so please be gentle. It's yours too, right?"
Ashton: "Oh sure whatever, Let's get this over with."
It was certainly her first time experiencing these effects after sex, so she knew that she must have succeeded. She was going to be the first to call Zabby and give her the good news.
School still went on for the boys. Xerxes was an adult, and Yuuta had moved out on his own after fighting with Zabby. It seemed that all the brains were gone now.
Xerxes is still completely content to sit and watch his mother engage in whatever activity she is doing. He was thoroughly amused watching Zabby work out.
Zabby: "I don't know how many times I have told you this, but staring at me like this is just creepy."
Xerxes: "But Mom..! I love you and want to be just like you always..."
Ashton turned her sweet side on as soon as Yuuta got home from work.
Ashton: "Sweetie... I have something to tell you. It's about the baby..."
Yuuta: "A baby??! We're having a baby??!"
Yuuta was very excited to be Dad. He wanted a little girl since all he had were brothers and he raised most of them from diapers, so he wanted a change.
It was time for Waldo to make way into adulthood.
Waldo: (I wish Mom would calm down. She is old now after all. It's about time to mellow...)
Zabby bought him a new outfit for the occasion. She said she thought it was cute, but he was certain she bought it just because he would know the jokes that would be made ...
Xerxes was ready for more love. This time he found love in Tamara Donner-Sw0rd. A married elderly woman. He didn't care. If she needed to cheat to be happy, then her husband was doing it wrong.
Ashton was pregnant. Yuuta was at work. So Ashton made her way down to the park to make herself seen.
Ashton: "Hey there big guy, If you give me your seed I promise beautiful flowers will bloom."
Guy: "Oh-ho! I can quite clearly see you are already occupied, if you get what I mean. Bye"
Ashton was married for less than three days when she was already flirting with random men in the park. This truly had to be a bad sign.
Yuuta got off work and found Ashton at the park. He cooked up some hot dogs for her and the baby. Ashton got stares wherever she went.
Ashton: "Take a picture, it will last longer, bitch."
Yuuta: "Ashton Parvenu! Watch your mouth! It's bad for the baby to hear such filth!"
Ashton was not pleased being told what to do by Yuuta.
Yuuta: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it... I was just angry, it was a long day.. What can I do to make it up to you?"
Ashton: "Get.. more money?"
It was time for the baby to come. Both Ashton and Yuuta remained cool and collected..
Until they both absolutely freaked out simultaneously. Yuuta got it together and get her to the hospital.
They brought back not a sweet baby girl, but a bouncing baby boy. Ashton named him Toby. Yuuta decided he could live with that name though he'd prefer something more manly like Thor.
Waldo invited his childhood friend Arabella Spence out for a date. It turned out she was a light-sleeper and he was a heavy-sleeper. Could this match ever work?
Arabella succeeded in making him cry, and she wasn't even trying to..
Arabella: "There there, let it all out. I don't know what I did, but can I make it up to you?:
Waldo: "A kiss would perk me right up!" *Hopeful*
Arabella: "Uh, no. Try again?"
Waldo: "Come to my place?"
Arabella: "....Alright."
Arabella apparently has some mood issues she needs to work out. She goes from cute and happy to pure wrath for no reason from time to time.
Waldo: "They say men like to marry women like their Mother... You have that down 100%!"
Arabella: "Wanna turn around and say that to my face, eh eh??"
At long last, it was finally time for Upton to become a teenager. Zabby still didn't care. He was supposed to be a girl, not a boy.
Upton: "Oh wow, being a teenager is already tripping me out. I see sparklies!"
Upton decided longer hair was best. He didn't care to get it cut, and maybe Mom would stop being mad.
Gage had a rough day at work and was greeted by his son, Upton.
Upton: "Hey Dad it's me, Upton! Your son!"
Gage: (If I don't make eye contact, maybe it will leave."
The ponytail seemed to do the trick. Zabby had so much excess energy and training Upton into the ground was doing great for her mood.
Zabby: "You might be a girly-boy, but you aren't gonna be no wuss! Now give me 20 more!"
Upton: (Please let me die.)
Ashton left Toby at home-- alone, and enjoyed herself at the swimming pool.
Yuuta arrived home to find Toby alone on the bathroom floor. Just what was Ashton thinking? He would never admit his Mother was right about her... But it was time for little Toby's big day!
Toby has Yuuta's eyes and hair, and Ashton's skin tone.
Yuuta: "I will love you enough for both your Mother and I. That's my boy!"
Ashton realized she missed Toby's big day when she had hers by the poolside.
Ashton: "Oopsie!"
Gage found a football somewhere. Since Upton was a bit girly... Gage decided to fix him the best way he could. Sports.
Upton: I'm throwing it now Dad! Like this? Is this how you do it?"
Gage: "Yeah that's great son!"
Sports was definitely not their thing.
Vesper was still around. He was still stuck in the attic room. Xerxes got Yuuta's double bed for love-making purposes.
Vesper: "What to do today? Sleep? Eat? Or maybe a lady?"
Xerxes: (from downstairs) "Lady. Definitely!"
Romancing it was! Vesper called up his friend Ivy and he dressed in his favorite suit for the occasion.
Xerxes: "Do her just like this Bro! Un-un!"
Vesper: "I am ignoring you... So filthy minded."
Xerxes: "Your loss!"
Maybe Xerxes wasn't entirely wrong in his thought patterns, Vesper thought.
Vesper: "Long time no see! Good to see you, you look well!"
Ivy: "You do too! I wish I had worn more formal clothes now, I feel under dressed..."
Vesper: "These look really nice too!" *Poke*
Ivy: "Excuse me??"
Vesper: "Truly, A++ rack!"
Ivy: "If this is what you invited me out for, I am leaving."
Vesper: "Sorry... my brother was giving me tips on things to say to impress you..."
Vesper is a bit innocent. Ivy could see that and forgave him. Xerxes was going to be in big trouble when he got home.
Zabby loved training her sons. Nothing made her more excited than seeing them wimper in pain.
Zabby: "I'm gonna work you to death. You won't be able to sit for a week!"
Vesper: "She doesn't lie!"
Waldo has been in a bad mood since Arabella snapped at him. He decided to take it out on Upton.
Waldo: "What kind of gay pajamas are you wearing?"
Vesper: I will have you know that Mom bought these just for me. If you have anything bad to say about them, tell it to her. That is, if you aren't chicken."
Waldo: "Oh well if that is the case, then those pajamas are fabulous and I must apologize. Clothing that Mom picks out has a unique style..."
Zabby must be feeling a little bad about all the neglect of Upton, or perhaps she just needed someone to play chess with, but she has been spending more time with him lately.
Xerxes next target was the widowed Jamie Jolina.
Xerxes: "I've heard talk about you, and I hear that you are one fiery old lady. Mind if I come a bit closer?"
Jamie: "Well I'll be! It's been a long time since anyone has said those words to me Sonny!"
Xerxes: "Really? Well that is truly a shame... Someone as lovely as you deserves the best lovin' a woman can get~~~"
Jamie: "You are a smooth talker son. I like it."
Jamie was quick to the bedroom. Xerxes was very eager to make sure this is a night she will never forget. He likes making himself happy, but when he sees a woman in need of some love... He just can't help himself.
Jamie: "I expect to be up all night Sonny."
Xerxes: "Do you mean that? Cause I can, no problem. Can you handle me?"
Jamie: "No promises, but I would love to find out."
And the two did proceed to do it all night long. Three times in fact.
Xerxes: "One more?"
Jamie: "Well if you insist..."
It was time for Jamie to go, but before she left Xerxes caught her on the porch to ... do the usual.
Xerxes: "That was the best I've ever had, but it's over. Over you hear me, over! I don't want attachment!"
This came as quite a shock to Jamie.
Jamie: "But it was so amazing, how can you just give it up??"
Xerxes: "One night rule baby, you understand, right?"
And Jamie left without much fuss. It had been amazing. She had felt beautiful one moment more in her long life, and she was happy.
Xerxes: "That's one more on the master list of love!"
Upton has become addicted to fitness. His works out every morning before breakfast and wakes up at 5:00 just to get everything done in time before school.
Vesper and Upton are the last in high school. Vesper always dresses up to go to school now.
Upton: "You are truly messed up, you know that right?"
Vesper: "Whatever do you mean my dear brother? Just because I take a bit of pride in my appearance does not mean I am 'messed up'!"
After a bit of work, Waldo finally got Arabella to consent to a kiss. Of all the times for his phone to ring, this was the worst.
Waldo: (I don't know who is on the phone, but I will KILL them for ruining this moment...)
Waldo: "Despite the fact my phone ruined and is still ruining everything, I figure I have nothing to lose so let's go steady?"
She accepts. Waldo is pleased.
Vesper leaves in the morning in his suit, and arrives back home in street clothing looking drained.
Vesper: "It's so hot wearing that suit all day..."
Upton: "If you acted like a normal human being, you wouldn't have this problem."
Arabella made herself at home while Waldo was at work. She made herself a little too at home when she started working out on the family's beloved exercise machine... Almost instantly, three Parvenu's were ready to take her down.
They were not pleased.
When Waldo got home he changed into his finest suit ... He had big plans, but Arabella was running away.
Waldo: "I see you babe, and I will follow you wherever you want to go."
Waldo: "...even if that is the bathroom. But uh.. I know this isn't the most romantic place, but would you please be my wife?"
Arabella: "Seriously Waldo. In here? Really? Try again later, not here. Jesus."
Waldo: "....But I love you." :(
Waldo was crushed, and in typical Waldo fashion he proceeded to guilt trip her.
And it worked quite well.
Arabella: "I won't say no forever, Come on Waldo. Cheer up and try again later. We can go to bed if you want though."
Waldo: "Well then, okay!"
Naughty times were made. Waldo was happy, Arabella was happy. And Xerxes wanted to know what the hell they were doing in his bed.
Xerxes: "You asses! Just so you know, I haven't haven't changed the sheets since Jamie and I did it three times. Ha!"
It was time for Vesper's birthday, and that means the good clothes come out once again.
All the boys were there, except Yuuta, to cheer on another year.
Vesper: "All that working out with Mom made me look fine!"
Vesper looked good, and he knew it. His only request was another ultra stylish suit.
Now that he was of age, he was ready for the next step with Ivy. He wasted no time in inviting her over to pop the question. He changed into his finest ... workout attire ... for the occasion.
Scared to death, he proposes and hopes he doesn't get rejected. She accepts happily.
Ivy: "Are you okay?? You look ill..."
Vesper: "Just ... let me stay here for a bit. I almost passed out I was so scared."
Zabby wasted no time in throwing a wedding party. She wanted everyone to know her son was getting married to a nice woman and not some hussy tramp.
Regretfully, Ashton showed up with Yuuta. Ashton got the wedding started off on the right foot by flirting with Vesper-- her brother-in-law and the groom of the day -- in front of her husband and the bride-to-be. Needless to say, everyone was shocked!
Vesper firmly rejected her. He couldn't believe the nerve!
Zabby: "YUUTA PARVENU! I told you that girl was a tramp, and did you listen. NO!"
Ashton was genuinely sad she was rejected.
Zabby: "The nerve! As soon as I can get my elderly body up these steps ... That girl is mine!"
Upton could sense the tension in the air, so he did what he thought would diffuse the situation -- Mix drinks. Lots of them.
After the Ashton shakeup, Ivy and Vesper finally got to exchange rings.
Waldo: (The one time that boy isn't wearing a suit is to his own wedding. I swear this family is crazy.)
Ashton didn't quite get it the first time. Hitting on your brother-in-law is not a good idea.
Ashton: "I just think you are delicious looking! Why can't I have a taste?"
Waldo: "UGH. That is the most disgusting thought ever. Pardon me while I go puke."
Waldo: "I hope my brother leaves you and takes my nephew with him."
Ashton proceeded to pout, again, genuinely sad that she was rejected.
Vesper took Ivy home early to get ready for there evening together. Ivy changed into her normal clothing and fixed her hair a bit.
To liven up the wedding, one of the elderly guests decided it was time to pass on. To make things even more exciting, it appears the Grim Reaper decided to borrow the body of Xerxes to wreak havoc on the departed. What better way to send off a lady, than with a nice bit of lovin'!
Stunning blue eyes and all, equipped in his best bad t-shirt, Grim Xerxes was about to love a woman into the after-life.
Grim Xerxes: "GRAAAAAAAAHHHH. THIS POWER."
Grim Xerxes: "GET READY. I WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD."
Lady: "Thank you, truly, thank you. You are so gentle."
Grim Xerxes: "ANYTHING FOR LADIES. WATCH YOUR STEP NOW."
And Grim Xerxes took the lady to the after-life, and the wedding ended a great success. It was epic, and everyone enjoyed themselves. Except Ashton.
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Finally time for an heir poll! I really do love all my boys, so it's a tough call for me. They are all crazy in different ways and it's fantastic!
Yuuta and Ashton really live in a different house and I switch back and forth to see how they are. She seriously was flirting on her own. When I switched over and caught her in the park I was so confused! How dare she do that to my boy!
Grim Xerxes ... I really have no idea what happened. Why the Grim Reaper looked exactly like Xer is beyond me, but it worked really well for the story.
Please take the time to cast your votes and let me know who you want for heir! Voting will close whenever there is enough votes to firmly pick a boy as heir. Or tomorrow night, whichever comes first~
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