PANCAKES

[ohshnap]

hmm... so apparently i'm 18 now, however the only age muscle i've flexed is the tobacco one. Smoked a few cigars, they make me feel like the dictator of some third world country, which is never bad (unless you're a citizen under one). Wanted to flex the porn muscle tonight (not that one, sicko) however south charlotte sucks. we drove around to

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[chrisv958]

i think the term "movie night" is copyrighted.

unless you wish to receive heavy fines, please change your wording regarding "a gathering of peoples to view a film."

[ohshnap]

Dear Chris,

I am your father.

Love,
Jack

[absolut_arzani]

i'm sorry to hear that you couldn't find porn that was satisfying enough

[whyuaxinme]

man jack forget buying porn, STAR IN IT. you're legal, champ.

also: in my dream you were smoking a cigar in costume. neat huh?

[extra_exit_aid]

cuckoo's nest is definately one of my favorite movies/books ever.

in case you were wondering.