PANCAKES

[ohshnap]

hmm... so apparently i'm 18 now, however the only age muscle i've flexed is the tobacco one. Smoked a few cigars, they make me feel like the dictator of some third world country, which is never bad (unless you're a citizen under one). Wanted to flex the porn muscle tonight (not that one, sicko) however south charlotte sucks. we drove around to LITERALLY 10 gas stations, not a single one had porn, and believe me we asked. I told one that i was a chronic masturbator and i needed it or i might die, still no dice. And it has to be from a gas station, because borders or barnes&nobles isn't satisfying enough, i need someone to hand me my porn from the back shelf. And a porn shop is waaaayy too weird and scary, i might get kidnapped and forced to be someone's gimp... which would suck (literally oh god im funny). It's funny though because i don't really want the actual porno, just the satisfaction from buying it. Funny because every middle schooler on earth would commit homocide for a porno mag, perhaps i should sell it to someone for like twice the marked price.. i don't know. However i do want to make a short film documenting a like quest for pornography. It sucked even more because we lost. I still have no porn, but tomorrow is another day. Pegasus and my mail order bride are in the mail right now, so that's something to be excited about.

I got lots of DVDs for christmas/birthday:
-Taxi Driver
-The Battle of Algiers
-Return of the King
-Trainspotting
-Shawshank Redemption (Special Edition)
-Harold and Maude
-King of Hearts
-Shrek 2
-Lost in Translation
-One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest

So if anyone wants to have a movie night, tell me and it'll be arrainged or whatever.