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okay, so i turn 18 on friday and i know exactly what i'm going to do. adopt a child. i was sitting in wendy's with heterolifemate will and we saw an advertisement for Dave Thomas' adoption foundation thing, and it got me thinking. So i'm going to adopt a small indian boy and name him Pegasus. He'll wear a dot on his forehead (i know it's meant for the women, but he'll be cool enough to pull it off) and a turban. He'll never wear a shirt or shows and just have a cloth diaper to cover himself, which he won't even use because he'll be potty trained because he is awesome. Oh and he won't be able to actually talk, just make weird grunts and such, and i'll be the only person who will be able to understand him. think how cool it would be to go to college with him...
Room mate: hey, my name is Jason
Me: Oh how's it going, I'm Jack and this here is Pegasus
Pegasus: (grunts)
Me: No, I don't think he's gay...
Pegasus: (grunts)
Me: Well that's true... Jason are you gay? I mean its cool if you are and stuff, just don't like hit on me okay?
Jason: What? I'm not gay man... why do you have a kid?
Me: He's not mine really, like i didnt contribute DNA or anything, i just adopted him
It'd be wicked awesome. He could climb and dance and be really really fast. He'd come in great handy when i needed to get something and didn't want to move, or wanted to play a trick on someone like have a small indian boy pull down their pants. Oh Pegasus... I love you.
That's my boy.