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comment fic meme!

Aug 02, 2011 01:56

Following the results of the poll we took last month (don't make it easy on us or anything, guys, haha!), we've decided to hold a comment fic meme once every three months. This gives everyone time to write and prompt to their heart's content, and allows us mods to keep up with y'all. And we're starting right now!

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IDEK, okay? ratherastory August 6 2011, 04:32:55 UTC

CRACK. Or whatever. Castiel and Balthazar go on a roadtrip together in order to rediscover their inner peacocks. (Don't ask, it's an angel thing.) Unfortunately, things go horribly awry and Sam ends up getting pecked half to death when the peacocks turn murderous. Luckily for him, Dean is awesome.

(Yes, this is the OMG-what-was-ratherastory-smoking prompt from my mod post, but apparently someone wanted to write it, so who am I to deny the muse?)

Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 1/5 tifaching August 6 2011, 10:42:45 UTC

IDEK either. I saw ratherastory's Castiel and Balthazar go on a road trip to discover their inner peacocks. I saw denugis' Sam getting pecked by said inner peacocks and the angels putting him in the back seat and giving him pillows and aspirin and putting ointment on the wounds. And this bit of wincesty insanity came out ( ... )

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 1/5 ratherastory August 6 2011, 10:45:41 UTC

“No, no, no.” A despairing headshake is the best Balthazar can manage. “Our quest is not complete. Not until we take the peacock into ourselves.”

*dies*

I love you.

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 1/5 tifaching August 6 2011, 11:24:31 UTC

:D

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 2/5 tifaching August 6 2011, 10:46:09 UTC

The van’s not the success one of them at least hoped it would be, but Balthazar manages to score quite often. Castiel seems to get the idea, but whenever his contact with a willing partner reaches the climbing in the back of the van phase of the evening, his coat begins to flash peacock tail feather eyes. He can’t quite understand why his beautiful plumage fails to attract the proper response, and Balthazar is usually too busy laughing to explain ( ... )

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 2/5 ratherastory August 6 2011, 10:50:39 UTC

He’ll have to ask Balthazar if his inner poultry attacks when someone catches a glimpse of it.

*dies more*

He casts an eye around the parking lot, but there’s no denim clad nightmare headed his way.

*resurrects only to die all over again*

Oh my God! \o/

Sam’s eyes are practically spinning in their sockets and Cas isn’t in much better shape, so he decides that reinforcements are in order.

*giggles madly*

God only knows what stoned!Cas' idea of "reinforcements" is...

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 2/5 tifaching August 6 2011, 11:25:08 UTC

Glad I could make you laugh! I was hoping this would be funny and not just....something else.

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 3/5 tifaching August 6 2011, 10:51:43 UTC

He pops himself into the bar, but remains invisible while he scans, somewhat thoroughly, for Sam’s gorgeous overprotective big brother. There’s no sign of him, so he materializes in Balthazar’s booth, squeezing in between the other angel and his date ( ... )

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 3/5 ratherastory August 6 2011, 10:54:39 UTC

LOL

Well, at least Cas is trying to help, right?

“It’s Sam. He saw my inner peacock and had some sort of seizure. Then, I believe, it pecked him. He’s bleeding and his eyes look like the aurora borealis."

Oh, Cas.

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 3/5 tifaching August 6 2011, 11:25:51 UTC

Cas is doing his absolute best for Sam right now. Unfortunately he doesn't remember that he can just heal him. Drugs are bad.

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 4/5 tifaching August 6 2011, 10:58:03 UTC

Sam relaxes back onto the pillow with a sigh and a supersized tube of bacitracin springs into being beside him. Cas dabs it on the cuts on Sam’s hands and face, then looks dubiously at the red stains dotting his clothing ( ... )

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sidedCas/Dean 5/6 tifaching August 6 2011, 11:03:42 UTC

“Nope.” Sam sounds certain. “I think the peacock might have been stoned though ( ... )

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sidedCas/Dean 5/6 ratherastory August 6 2011, 11:07:41 UTC

Holy crap this just keeps getting more awesome!

Broadcasting gay porn! Bossy, stoned!Sam! THE DISCO BALL! \o/

“They do know they’re brothers, don’t they?”

“It doesn’t seem to matter,” Cas replies dejectedly.

*is more dead than before*

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sidedCas/Dean 5/6 tifaching August 6 2011, 11:27:35 UTC

As soon as I saw the prompt, I knew the vehicle of their voyage of discovery would be Andy's van. Disco ball, barbarian queen and all. And poor Andy would have loved this.

Also glad you liked the lines from past episodes. They just had to be included.

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 6/6 tifaching August 6 2011, 11:08:50 UTC

A few hours pass and the activity in the back of the van hasn’t slowed down at all. Balthazar glances at Castiel who’s staring woodenly out the windshield ( ... )

Re: Filled: True Colors Sam/Dean one sided Cas/Dean 6/6 ratherastory August 6 2011, 11:13:42 UTC

Ack! CAS! That is a terrible, terrible decision!

And oh, man, peacocks. I had NO IDEA what I was unleashing with that! I just thought it was a pretty good bird for Balthazar and kind of rolled with it since it was cracky and fun.

Hee!

This was awesome. I hope you're very proud!

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