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Katie Holmes' iPod birth

Mar 29, 2006 08:15

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Tom Cruise has reportedly given pregnant fiancée Katie Holmes an MP3 player loaded with mellow music to help her stay silent during childbirth ( Read more... )

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i_heart_trance_ March 29 2006, 14:54:02 UTC

so what happens if she makes a noise??

god,i'm sorry,he's an idiot.

ghost_explosion March 29 2006, 14:54:03 UTC

i would be very happy if she broke the silence and just started screaming.

i_heart_trance_ March 29 2006, 14:54:27 UTC

YES!
i hope she does

imyourdaddynow March 29 2006, 15:37:02 UTC

And then she'll beat Tom in the head with a hardcover copy of Dianetics.

rosanjin March 29 2006, 14:54:17 UTC

L Ron don't know nuthin' about birthin' babies!

infinitycluster March 29 2006, 14:56:40 UTC

hahaha, I love you.

cpl593h March 29 2006, 16:19:42 UTC

HAHAH!

r1cepudding March 29 2006, 14:54:38 UTC

Whre do Scientologists stand on pain-relieving drugs? Is Katie allowed an epidural?

Not that a silent birth would be possible either way, hello. I'd like to see Tom Cruise shit a melon, whole, in total silence, making all his movements slow and understandable.

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r1cepudding March 29 2006, 15:08:27 UTC

Good God. If everything else about Crazy Tom Cruise weren't enough, that *alone* would put me off having a baby with him.

Or for him, or whatever KH is doing. The whole thing is so ick.

asciident March 29 2006, 15:03:33 UTC

She probably gets a fistful of vitamins beforehand!

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naomilovessaula March 29 2006, 14:55:29 UTC

How nice of him.
I hope she throws it at his head.

charmedkisses1 March 29 2006, 15:03:34 UTC

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