Katie Holmes' iPod birth

[boomstick]

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Tom Cruise has reportedly given pregnant fiancée Katie Holmes an MP3 player loaded with mellow music to help her stay silent during childbirth

Comments

[me_3000]

The Sun is full of shit.

[jdark]

But particularly when it's full of Tom Cruise.

[_ladymadonna]

IT'S A BOY?
IT'S A GIRL?

IT'S AN ALIEN!

[infinitycluster]

we shall name him xenu!

[thats___amore]

damn! that's what i was gonna say!!!!!!!

[latreia]

LOL, he handpicked 300 tracks? Wow, how romantic of him? Gee, I wish I were having his baby in total silence too if I can get a shitty IPOD crapper with 300 AWESOME songs!!! YAY?! .....

[loveisink68]

Those signs and that whole fucking idea of 'silent birth' is COMPLETELY OBNOXIOUS. If the Scientologists want a woman to have a silent birth, I say that first her husband must squeeze a full-sized watermelon out his asshole...but without any noise or signs of discomfort. And his movements must be graceful, like a ballerina.

[misskrisha]

precisely.

[loveisink68]

Katie must be thinking the same thing.

[samstadance]

Lol splashed out on an ipod. He probably bought it with his loose change.

[ashtray_girlxx]

Haha, true. I hate it when newspapers and magazines say that Celebrities have 'splashed out' on something that may seem expensive to us. They very obviously didn't 'splash out' on any of it. They simply wrote a cheque and didn't give it a second thought.

Someone needs to impregnate Tom Cruise. Just tell him it's a new Scientology experiment.
(I love Alan Partridge by the way XD)

[samstadance]

I wish I could marry Alan Partridge. I bet hes a total fox in bed. Oh oh oh I know, Alan could knock up Tom. Now that would be an interesting pregnancy.

Is your username a Placebo reference?

[ashtray_girlxx]

Indeed it is! I love them, they're my favourite band. I definitely think Alan and Tom should get it together. Although, I don't think Tom is as good as Courtney Love. He's a lot more 'wacky'.