Princess-without-the-pros Märtha-Louise is finally marrying her shaman

[therearewords]

Huwelijk spirituele prinses met zelfbenoemde sjamaan valt slecht in Noorwegen https://t.co/5WEQYQeOD2
- NOS (@NOS) August 18, 2024

- The bride can talk to animals and angels. You can read up on the reptile groom here- She's only princess in title; already dropped royal duties and connections for the man. That means she also has to make her own

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[automaticpeople]

His Wikipedia page is… interesting.

[blandinavian]

"In the book, Verrett advocates numerous "absurd medical theories."[63] He claims children get cancer because they want it,[64] and suggests that chemotherapy doesn't work and is only given to cancer patients because the doctors make money from it.[65][66] He also writes that casual sex attracts subterranean spirits, that make an impression on the inside of women's vaginas, which he sells exercises to "clean out".[67] Verrett also says that he can turn atoms and literally reduce age."

This dude makes me legitimately angry.

[ferelden]

casual sex attracts subterranean spirits, that make an impression on the inside of women's vaginas,

[somehipstername]

Why is it always women who are sullied by casual sex and never men? Ugh.

[peddlestools]

it's your turn, andrew garfield and the witch

[genbu_no_miko24]

I think we had a post about them a few years ago lol.

Maybe whenever Meghan gets her podcast back up again, her and Harry can invite them too and chit-chat about post-royale life. Let’s work it out on the remix podcast.

But jokes aside I like my woo woo stuff too but this is insane!! 😦😦😦

[therearewords]

That was me. Two years ago when she dropped all the royal pros for him.

[blandinavian]

I sometimes say I'm against monarchy in theory but in practice I don't really mind all that much (because king Harald and queen Sonja seem solid + Haakon too, and having some fairly politically neutral heads of state - if you ignore the whole monarchist vs republican thing - is sometimes nice), but then Martha Louise pops up and reminds me we were one retroactive law away from her becoming queen, and… yeah, maybe I do mind.

Hopefully if she had actually become crown princess she would have ended up less… talk to angels-prone, but who the fuck knows.

[fauxkaren]

idk i suspect she might have been this wacky even if she'd been crown princess. (just maybe it would be hidden better by the family)

so lol thanks male preference primogeniture, I guess? hahahaha

[tanglespiders]

it takes someone special to make me think, “Male-preference primogeniture is good sometimes!”

[genbu_no_miko24]

When sexism lets you dodge a major bullet lol!! 😅

I imagine the powers that be would’ve forced an abdication lol.

[celja]

Never heard Norway/Norwegians referred to as Norse before

[cleode5a7]

Me neither, and I live in Scandinavia

[celja]

Yeah I'm Swedish and Norse people as far as I know existed a long, long time ago

[cleode5a7]

lol I live in Sweden too! Yes and modern descendants of the Norsemen are generally called Scandinavians, and as you said: people from Norway are Norwegian