Love is dad.. Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson split

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Dakota Johnson & Coldplay’s Chris Martin have split after 7 years together. pic.twitter.com/i9MVZFem0U
- Pop Base (@PopBase) August 16, 2024

Tots and taters and respect their privacy, etc.

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[hypermuseic9]

wikipedia is already updated lol and it may not even be true?

[donaestrangera]

this couple just makes too much sense together, not surprised they’re not really broken up as per the most recent reports

[plot_ofthestory]

How do they make sense together? I’m not opposing I just don’t know much about them, so just curious.

[donaestrangera]

The more I learn about Dakota, the more I realize she’s just a younger version of Gwyneth Paltrow, like they have a very similar vibe, so it seems like he has a very specific type and he found the women who fit it!

Like Gwyneth was the one who said that she and Chris were “consciously uncoupling” and then there’s pictures of Gwyneth and Dakota hanging out and holding hands which most people wouldn’t do with their ex’s new partner, I don’t know how to describe it but they just have a very crunchy vibe to them and a modern approach to relationships and it’s all so funny to me lol. They’re all perfect for each other.

[plot_ofthestory]

Thank you for your response. 😊

[ahkna]

Seven years? WHAT IS TIME?

[alwayspolaris]

Right, like how long ago was conscious uncoupling?? Time needs to slow down a little.

[itsme_eloise]

this tweet is fourteen years old?!

[alwayspolaris]

This tweet is eternal lol

Fake news!

[tonicol]

Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Have Not Split, Despite Report: 'They Are Happily Together' (Exclusive) https://t.co/Jlwpuw5F2c
- People (@people) August 16, 2024

Alexa, play My Universe (feat. BTS)

Re: Fake news!

[filmstudent23]

Why is she claiming him back?! Unless he already married you, then go ahead and do it. But his ass hasn’t married you IN 7 YEARS! He probably never will. He’s just a man…

Re: Fake news!

[tonicol]

Maybe she doesn’t want to get married? Allegedly last time he wanted kids and she didn’t and they split, who can never be sure.

[purplehaze_878]

Dakota getting her reps to call people and tmz like "actually no that's not the truth Ellen".

[__onthebound]

I was going to ask if he offered her limes