Love is dad.. Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson split

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Dakota Johnson & Coldplay’s Chris Martin have split after 7 years together. pic.twitter.com/i9MVZFem0U
- Pop Base (@PopBase) August 16, 2024

Tots and taters and respect their privacy, etc.

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[donaestrangera]

this couple just makes too much sense together, not surprised they’re not really broken up as per the most recent reports

[plot_ofthestory]

How do they make sense together? I’m not opposing I just don’t know much about them, so just curious.

[donaestrangera]

The more I learn about Dakota, the more I realize she’s just a younger version of Gwyneth Paltrow, like they have a very similar vibe, so it seems like he has a very specific type and he found the women who fit it!

Like Gwyneth was the one who said that she and Chris were “consciously uncoupling” and then there’s pictures of Gwyneth and Dakota hanging out and holding hands which most people wouldn’t do with their ex’s new partner, I don’t know how to describe it but they just have a very crunchy vibe to them and a modern approach to relationships and it’s all so funny to me lol. They’re all perfect for each other.

[plot_ofthestory]

Thank you for your response. 😊

[__onthebound]

imo it is because they're both so bland. It would be unfair on a real person. But if either wanted to be my sugar parent I'd say yes. Idgaf milquetoast. Let's go

[plot_ofthestory]

Thx for your response it made me laugh. 😆