Revisiting 2014 ONTD Original: The Best (aka the worst) of Preserve

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Comments

[genbu_no_miko24]

I missed the original launch and rollout of this but it does crack me up when people say she’s not even from the south!! She’s from California loool!!

[iznanassi]

blake lively is from california lmfao

[theactualworst]

But her great great grandmother was a Jeep Grand Cherokee princess!!

[ellie_andrews]

"ease of a hummingbird relishing a pastoral bloom!"

lmao oh GOD. i feel like i remember this specific sentence. idk, it's awaken something in me like a dang sleeper agent.

[therearewords]

As an apple-girly, I am offended on behalf of almost all apples.

[x_spinfaster]

almost all? which ones didn't make the cut

[therearewords]

Goudreinettes. None of this "only for apple pie" bullshit, those girls are MEALY.

[nutella_forever]

Probably Granny Smiths, they sound like they’d enjoy this shit

[nutella_forever]

“Oh, No: Blake Lively Pens An Ode To The Pre-Civil War South”

“Blake Lively wants to return to a time of cute hats and slavery”

[champagnexdream]

"Preserve failed to realize that hummingbirds’ lives aren’t leisurely. They’re in constant motion and eat more than their body weight in food each day."

This is taking me out lmao, from the Vox piece