Theo James recalls a bizarre hook up

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- in a game of Two Truths and a Lie during a panel discussion, Theo James (The Gentlemen) revealed that a date once left him a present of "a small turd" in his bath.

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[anterrabre]

Some people are really enamored with shit. I went to a Target that had shit smeared on the wall in a stall, and the handprints in it were too big to be a child's. It's was the women's restroom too.

[phililen3]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pciam]

I literally just gagged when my brain visualized this in my head

[dustbunny105]

A former coworker of mine had a story from when she worked as a janitor at Arby's. She went to clean up the ladies room one night and someone had written "Merry Christmas" on the wall with feces. In September, to boot.

[spectras]

honestly an appropriate story to come from this guy, as my sole image of him is being the dude who snorted coke thru a poopy euro in the first inbetweeners movie

[gimmemoarjosh]

This man is hot as fuck! Choke me with that thang! 🥵

I also really enjoyed that show/series.

Which is hard when it comes to Netflix Originals these days.

I find that if they are UK produced (and with UK actors), they are usually good.

I still cancelled Netflix, though.

[primimproper]

I couldn't imagine shitting in his tub. I would be SCRUBBING his tub, full girlfriend experience, fully dickmatized.

[for_serious13]

Ask people who work in the medical field their poop stories.

I work in dermatology, and one office a patient pooped in the light box (a big box with uv ray lights to treat various skin disorders/seasonal mood disorder) and the owner of the practice called the patients primary care dr to let them know and the dr was like yeah, the patient does that…..this person also was HIV+. They really REALLY should know better, but clearly had a habit of leaving their feces behind for techs to clean up.