Theo James recalls a bizarre hook up

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- in a game of Two Truths and a Lie during a panel discussion, Theo James (The Gentlemen) revealed that a date once left him a present of "a small turd" in his bath.

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[anterrabre]

Some people are really enamored with shit. I went to a Target that had shit smeared on the wall in a stall, and the handprints in it were too big to be a child's. It's was the women's restroom too.

[phililen3]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pciam]

I literally just gagged when my brain visualized this in my head

[dustbunny105]

A former coworker of mine had a story from when she worked as a janitor at Arby's. She went to clean up the ladies room one night and someone had written "Merry Christmas" on the wall with feces. In September, to boot.

[primimproper]

By my ex's work when we'd walk downtown to get dinner somewhere very nice, for a few months there was a little brown grafitti on a white wall that said "Poo Finger" made with clearly poo and a finger. It was simultaneously disgusting and very funny, almost cute because the lettering was rounded and joyful, like a plumped up Comic Sans.

[anterrabre]

LMAO, why are people like this?

[primimproper]

lel, the worst part is I kind of missed it the first time I noticed it was gone... because looking for it and saying "omg it's still there" had become part of the routine, if that makes sense?