Jason Kelce Says Washing Your Feet Isn't Necessary

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[lamppost1911]

As a white person, is this a white person thing??? Past roommates never really used wash rags or loofahs and friends I lived with for 6 months had neither…then my fave Below Girl, Aesha, posted a series of posts and stories about how she doesn’t use either than was surprised from the amount of dirty water when she used a rag?? I don’t get it!

And of course I think of the “You’re the worst” episode where SHE DOESNT WASH HER LEGS.

Listen, I get ones self can over wash oneself but there is a happy middle.

[artlover2788]

I think about that "youre the worst" episode every single time I am in the shower.

[lamppost1911]

I say it in his accent. Like, what??? How do you not *wash* your legs??

[syzygy09]

Same!

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[peachypearl]

I'm not surprised at this but ALSO washing my feet and in general taking care of them is one of my favorite things! I mean it's so soothing! Washing, scrubbing in the shower, removing rough skin, putting nice smelling lotion and fun nail colors! It's lovely. And a massage is great for circulation.

Anyway I think I have nice feet but I'm still bitter because one friend of mine who has a foot fetish said they're just 'okay' and not quite 'his taste'. Which is totally fine but also I was mortally wounded and gravely insulted so now I put even more love on them.

[screamingintune]

oh no not the foot fetish guy finding your feet just okay? tbh I get why you feel mortified haha like we think of people like that as not very discriminating

my feet would probably get a 2/10 from him because I injured both of them badly when I was 21 (crush injury -- WORST PAIN EVERRRRR)

[peachypearl]

Ikr! I was like bro it’s a foot isn’t that good enough???? But he couldn’t describe the perfect foot, he said it’s a thing that cannot be placed into words…

Also I give your feet 10 out of 10 points in his place. And I hope you are not in pain! Feet injuries are the worst

[buries]

How do you remove the rough skin? I'm tired of having rough, dry skin on my feet and have tried soaking them and scrubbing and I feel I'm getting nowhere with it!

[glitterslugs]

foot fungus jason and skid mark travis, not surprised

[piratesswoop]

what do y’all use to keep your feet moisturized? my feet sweat so bad in the summer and the sweat + lotion combo, regardless of the lotion, is causing issues lol. i’m not wearing socks with sandals like a heathen but i need some good alternatives for my feet.

[my_moloko]

You may want to look into a foot powder to help with the sweat. Gold bond is pretty good.

[littlebones]

dr scholls makes a nice exfoliating lotion. i do a foot bath with a sugar scrub and one of those foot scraper things once a week too.

my feet don't sweat that much but like the other commenter said apparently gold bond is good. helps with chub rub too lol.

[ginainabottle]

my feet are tragically dry and I'd love to rec my tip to you but it's a brazilian product that's very cheap called Gota milagrosa (Miraculous drop, very apt name). It smells awful but I swear it's the only thing that truly moisturizes my feet and makes them soft, a few drops before bed, a quick massage and done, they feel (and look) smoother very quickly, and essentially go back to normal in a couple of days. It's essentially glycerin & urea tho, so maybe try something with that combo?

[ichabod_crake]

I don't wanna know what his taint smells like.

[anagramofbrat]

...I don't wanna know what _anyone's_ taint smells like, ew

[ichabod_crake]

You're really missing out!!

[hotguy8604]

it tain't good we know that