Kelly Osbourne Says Bad ‘Bathroom Etiquette’ Kills Relationships

May 06, 2024 19:13


Kelly Osbourne Says Bad ‘Bathroom Etiquette’ Kills Relationships: ‘As Far as I’m Concerned, Nobody Poops’ (Exclusive) https://t.co/exnfwPzYQw
- People (@people) May 6, 2024

Kelly Osbourne, 39, likes to keep her romance smelling rosy!
She has one strict boundary she won't cross with her partner.

"There are certain rules like bathroom etiquette, ( Read more... )

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mystic_kiwi May 6 2024, 18:38:59 UTC
Like I wish my bf and I knew less but we're two people with gastrointestinal issues who until recently have only lived in 1 bath apartments

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anna_drenxavier May 6 2024, 18:55:31 UTC

YEP, if ever I get a live-in partner, the issue will be unavoidable. :/ Two bathrooms would definitely be ideal lol but I'm not a MILLIONAIRE.

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mystic_kiwi May 6 2024, 18:58:53 UTC
We were able to afford a 1.5 bath in 2021 when rents were still frozen and there was decent stuff on the market and now we're looking at moving to a different part of the same general area and there's nothing with 1.5+ baths available and affordable and I just do not know if I can go back to 2 people, 1 toilet!!!

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cstoffer May 6 2024, 18:39:29 UTC
Enjoy your constipation.

ETA, I thought this was like that one episode of satc where Miranda’s boyfriend takes a shit with an open bathroom door, not her being ashamed of a normal human bodily function.

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tifa333 May 6 2024, 19:06:21 UTC
Such Jax Taylor energy.

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artlover2788 May 6 2024, 20:01:45 UTC
That guy is Jim Gaffigan!

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automaticpeople May 6 2024, 18:40:03 UTC
Sharon used to send Kelly’s and Jack’s shit to her enemies, so Kelly knows people poop.

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ladychips May 6 2024, 18:40:37 UTC

my cousin once came to my parents house with his wife, left her to talk with us while he went and dropped a deuce in the next room, and then they left right after. the nerve!!

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anna_drenxavier May 6 2024, 18:58:23 UTC

EWW. Years ago, my brother invited his to his lavish new home, and then stuck us in the backyard camper. My nephew took a crap in the tiny closet bathroom right before bed time. Stunk up the whole thing. And my brother wonders why I don't like to visit....

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yousaidlog May 6 2024, 20:04:51 UTC
Love a stealth shit but he should've stayed longer!

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bray_dee May 6 2024, 18:42:05 UTC
I make my boyfriend stand out on the balcony while I poop because studios are small and I'm shy lol

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hotguy8604 May 7 2024, 00:29:31 UTC
that's shitty

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