Like a boss.

Today my daughter chose to display her obvious distaste in Lady Gaga's music by flinging her sippy cup onto the floor and covering her ears. I didn't know whether to reward her or chastise her. I know I have a very willful child on my hands. Perhaps I should just buy her an iPod. #things to consider

This means that I can marry a guy in my own State. However, as the chances of me marrying either sex are very slim, I'll just be glad for the sake of progress. It might seem hypocritical, considering my overall indifference, but there might very well be a point where some poor male soul has the misfortune of falling for me and decides he want to ( Read more... )