JACOB ELORDI SPOTTED IN DOWNTOWN TORONTO

[slaughtermatic]

Like a sexy Sasquatch sighting, ONTD's favorite Tall Man™ has been spotted in Toronto recently. It's the first news I've heard since he's gone MIA for a long while, probably laying low due to the drama with that radio producer creep who harassed him over his infamous bathwater.

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[glitterslugs]

FATHER

[automaticpeople]

He’s all chin.

[slaughtermatic]

[scriptedending]

Oh wow, evillemmons hasn't returned yet?

I didn't realize that Frankenstein was filming already!

[siaht]

Oh wow, evillemmons hasn't returned yet?

I find it both hilarious and sad that this happened over Elmo posts and she was just the OP not even one of the people leaving callous comments in them. I don't even know why she felt like she needed to delete, but I'd have returned like the next day already.

[slaughtermatic]

I dont even know what happened, and I cant log in to the app we use sometimes so like... bae I hope you're lurking 😢💜

[anterrabre]

tl-dr version: EL made a post that was mental health related about Elmo, the shittiest of lurkers popped out to do their usual shitty thing, lots of arguments and ugly things were said in that post, Evil basically said "screw you guys, I'm, going home" and baleeted. :(

[therearewords]

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

[slaughtermatic]

I HOPE SHE HEARS ME!

[therearewords]

OKAY

[nutella_forever]

WE ALL DO!
COME BACK TO US, TAYLOR SWIFT POSTS ARE NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!!

[kimda]

I’ll join you in that parking lot 🥺 miss her ❤️🍋

[automaticpeople]

evillemmons was one of my favourites to banter with. I hope she comes back.