Where's Kate Middleton? Her rep brushes off speculation

[marsdiamonds]

Various conspiracy theories have been circulating online since Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, underwent surgery and took time off from her royal duties. Kensington Palace said in January that Kate is recovering from planned abdominal surgery. However, people think she may have had cosmetic surgery, is dealing with serious health issues or

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[willardwright]

Obviously she's not dead or anything like that, and it's not like she has a real job to go to, so why can't people just let her rest. Nothing bad will happen if she doesn't show up to wave at poors at generally meaningless events for a few more weeks.

[misscrystal25]

Who do you think pays for her 87 green dress coats? THE POORS.

[fernandocolunga]

I really don’t think it’s health related cause Charles’ cancer seems pretty serious and he’s still being paraded around. So how much worse could one’s health condition be?

[fauxkaren]

I don't think she's in worse condition than Charles, exactly.

I think she just isn't fully 100% yet and doesn't want to be in front of cameras until she's back to her pre-surgery self. Because if she's looking less than perfect, there will be tons of comments about it. So she's just like 'wtvr. i'm gonna sit at home and recover.'

[mary_pickforded]

[fernandocolunga]

Sure but if he’s so ill they’re making Will and George take separate planes which would also make Kate the new Queen Consort wouldn’t they want to parade her around too? Idk again just guessing.
People have pointed out Lizzie had the stiff upper lip approach and did all appearances regardless of her condition and Charles is also doing that even tho he literally has cancer. So Kate’s condition would have to be really bad for them not to parade her around and I don’t think she’d dead so it has to be something else something the RBF cannot control.

[allmylines]

my fav ~theory is that she and king charles accidentally freaky fridayed themselves

[shangri__la]

Okay this beats that she's trapped in the Willy Wonka meth lab

[allmylines]

maybe the willy wonka meth lab is how they got freaky fridayed in the first place!!!

[teaaet]

i also saw a guess that she was filming season 3 of traitors uk

[afeelingunacted]

Okay my boring and charitable theory is that maybe, since Elizabeth died things are different Charles decided to run things differently and is letting Kate come back on her own time.

Liz was very "stiff upper lip, go out there and suffer". Charles has been the source of so much speculation and very public falling outs (with his 1st wife and son), maybe he just wants to give Kate breathing room?

[evilgerbil]

That's pretty wholesome. Everyone is talking about how much time it took them to recover from X surgery, but there are usually outside factors like needing to return to work or needing to take care of children or pets or something. Imagine having near unlimited resources and your boss saying take as much time as you need. No one would be back to the office in 2 months after a c-section.

[syvlie0o0]

She doesn't go to an office. Their "job" consists of going to random events and making small talk for 45 minutes.

[aristobrit]

Not even that, she really just dresses up and stands there while she's photographed. So many events are her watching a parade or some other ceremony. She's not even adept at making small talk, there are too many videos that prove that.

[kawaiiairbender]

I hope she's well

I do like the bbl theory. Hope after Easter she renounces the brf and enters her baddie era

[laydownhere]

she's like, I'm DONE, I'm gonna be rich and beautiful in Miami where there is sunlight shining more than one month a year

[drunkard]

I would live lmao

[sastra_fuss]

Getting ready for a hot girl summer. See ya willy